Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #697
ay, August 3rd, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Just Nick is a rock star for haring prior to his naming
If trail sucks dick, it will be ID that he’ll be blaming

She’ll teach him haring tricks and how to lay flour
If he does what ID tells him, he’ll be the man of the hour

If there was sex on pre-lay, Just Nick gave it all he’s got
Because we all know that Immaculate Deception is SHIT-HOT

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no impair us
Snakes no scare us
Hemorrhoids no flare us
And panties no wear us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

Immaculate Deception and Just Nick (Larghi) were the hares, Hanibul Leopard was the FBR (but he didn't stay for circle, so DiaperDasher, who came in second, accepted the award and drank for him. Rusty Pipes was the FBI and the Brainless Award.


Thank you hares for laying a kewl trail, wandering around USF and swimming in their pools was great fun! Big thanks to the 3-some beer angels for keeping the pack wet, you had your jobs cut out for you...however, maybe next time you'll all play nice and share the wings. Thank you Rectal for covering my bum and blowing it, you're quite entertaining even without your blazer. My mom warned me about guys like you who leave me standing in the circle with my pants down. Thank you Just Nick for your patience and for being a good sport since it took 69 years to hand you a hashy new name; own it as nobody else will ever have one just like it!

I want to thank all 29 hashers who took time out of their busy week to cum out and play Wednesday night!

Also, special thanks to Dabadoo for making all this fun possible!


Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #697
Just Nick Larghi's Virgin Lay
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Where: Meet behind the Perkin's Restaurant & Bakery, located at 5002 E Fowler Ave, in Tampa, FL. Its at the NE corner of Fowler and 50th St.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 6.2 miles to Exit 51. Go right, or east, on Fowler for 3.6 miles and find Perkins on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a dead hare, preset trail with some shiggy (a lot of grass, but walk arounds for strollers can be provided).

Hares: Immaculate Deception and Just Nick (Larghi) will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Coppertop Pub, located at 5112 E Fowler Ave. To get there from the starting location, go east on Fowler for .2 miles and find the Coppertop Pub on the left. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Next JRH3 Hash: The JRH3 hash will be on Sunday, August 7th. This will be a Bicycle Adventure Hash. Click here for complete info.

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