Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #696
ay, July 30th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

We learn from those hashers that have gone before
To tell us stories that we should not ignore.

I was told what we have before us is tough,
But that does not mean it has to be rough.

Itís said to be hot, humid, and the bush is thick,
And all that have entered were probably dicks.

If they got through the brush, a surprise they met,
All fell into a ditch and got completely wet.

Those that come before naturally failed
But enough about our hares lets get on to trail!

Pull up your socks and whip out your cocks!

Repeat after me:
Bless these hares.
Bless this trail.
Bug-us no bite-us.
Ivy-us no poison-us.
Water-us no drown-us.

In the name of the flour, the fun, and the holy run!

F*ckle Up

Hash Trash(es)

Metawhorical Sunshine & Casual Friay were the hares, Accidental Anal was the FBR, Mommy Deepest was the FBI and Ship Wrecktum won the Brainless Award.


I want to thank all wanks who showed up to hash on Saturday, July 30! Metawhoracle and I had great fun laying trail. Thank you Dab and Urine for driving the beer van, and thanks to our beer angel Mommy Deepest for keeping the pack lubed-up! Fuckle and Ship, thanks for leading the circles, and Taint--words cannot describe...but thank you for bringing the pack The Best Hash Raffle Ever! The snake is in my palm tree to scare the neighbor kids, and the watermelon is in the fridge waiting for Shitty Name to turn it into something worth eating!


Time to play; "Were you paying attention?"

1. Whose leap across the creek was an epic fail?
2. Who was full of lame excuses?
3. Who's boffing the produce man at Publix?
4. Who fisted the pipe?
5. Who got jumped?
6. Who will get jumped if he/she doesn't recycle the "Dark Night" porn?
7. Who can we thank for Taint's penalty down-down?
8. Who didn't know there was a shot stop set up for the pack at the second beer stop?
9. Who should have received the brainless award?
10. Who missed all three WOCs and wants a do-over?

Answers: 1. Ship Wrecktum, 2. Ship Wrecktum, 3. Taint Tickler, 4. Taint Tickler, 5. Metawhorical Sunshine, 6. Fuckle Up, 7. Spreadcheeks, Accidental Anal and Fuckle Up, 8. Metawhorical and Casual, 9. Metawhorical and Casual, 10. Casual Friday

Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #696
Saturday, July 30th, 2011

Where: Meet in the parking lot behind McAnderson's House of Brews, located at 300 State St E #107, Oldsmar, FL.

When: Meet a 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 49. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway for 3.8 miles to Exit 4. Go left, or west on Hillsborough Ave which becomes Tampa Rd, for 7.6 miles. Go left on St Petersburg Rd for .2 miles. Go right on State St E and find the House of Brews on the immediate left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 4 mile, dead hare trail with 2 beer stops and a shiggy factor of 8 on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest). True trail will not be dog or stroller friendly, however, walkarounds will be given to those who desire it. Bring a change of clothes and shoes and leave technology behind. We WILL be getting wet.

Hares: Metawhorical Sunshine & Casual Friday will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be at the House of Brews, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next JRH3 hash will be on Wednesday, August 3rd. For complete info, go to .

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