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Hare Toast
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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HPV was the hare, KISS was the RA, your truly Dab acted as On Sec, Hash Cash and Beer Meister, Locked Up A Broad was the FRB, Gritty Kitty was the FBI and KISS won the Brainless Award for kicking the chalk bucket several times during the circle at the start. We welcomed Virgin Kevin H and Just DIA V to the JRH3 hash.

Dab

Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

A pack of over 30, plus 5 dogs and a Puppy, assembled at Henry & Ola Park for a festive trail with TWO beer checks in addition to the mobile beer check that Peterphile dragged along in his party wagon. At start, a number of gone-too-longs and visitors introduced themselves. KISS asked Way Beyond Gay to introduce himself, and then realized she already “knew” him quite well… Wishboneher and Math Sucks were thrilled with the presence of their DC Road Whore sister, Tit Tack Smuggler. On trail, 2 Rung got lost and missed the first beer check (who’s surprised?!) and a number of hashers got distracted (Boobilocks and Locked Up), went shopping (On Ahead and Free Willy), or had sex on trail (Senator Larry Craig and Rectum Rider) so missed the second beer check. No major loss though, since "the cookie lady" wasn't home this year. After that, the pack stumbled across a dead body on trail but were not deterred from their mission of finding down downs. Gritty Kitty came in as FRB, while Jewban Penile Crisis came in DFL in a photo-finish sprint against Just Zora. Arriving just in time for end circle were late-comers Cannabis Licked Her and Spread Cheeks, who almost mowed down the entire pack in his convertible. In circle, the twinsy justs were voted best dressed, just narrowly beating out Just MJ with her now legendary leopard print panties. Bovine kept interrupting the RA to complain about too many [meat]balls in his mouth. Finally, Just Stacy earned her blowjob for 5 trails but was “too distracted by the penis” to focus on finding the whistle. For announcements: Bi in Bulk has a special trail in Carrolwood planned for next week. Also, Just Valerie and Spread Cheeks are planning a January trail, and Free Willy is also checking his calendar.

Math Sucks
Hash Scribe

Oh, and my dog Karma earned her hash name: Poop, There It Is! …because she shat right in front of the rego area, and sat in it, and we had to have a clean-up in Isle 4 moment!

Gritty Kitty
Dog Owner

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon if somebody submits one...

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1615
Wed, Dec 21st, 2022
HPV's Christmas Lights
In Seminole Heights Trail
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Theme:  Take a tour through Seminole Heights and view the Christmas lights. This is a Christmas season hash, so dress accordingly.

Where: Henry & Ola Park, 502 W Henry Ave, Tampa, FL 33604, https://goo.gl/maps/fCnr6.
 
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5-6 PM, Front Porch/Bart's Tavern, 5924 N Florida Ave, Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/RSKwo99MryG2.

Check In: 6-7 PM, Henry & Ola Park parking lot.

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, trail.

Hare: HPV.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water, craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you in case you get lost so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.

On After: Tetnatively, the same as the on before.