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Hare Toast
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Bi-N-Bulk was the hare, Dark Helmet was the RA, yours truly, Dab, acted as On Sec, Hash Cash and Beer Meister and Just Mary Jo won the Brainless Award for being herself. We welcomed out-of-town visitor K'nt-Fu WeaselVirgin, out-of-town, returning, gone too long visitor (Signed On Slit) SOS and her friend, Virgin Kelly something. We did not address the FRB and FBI Awards because this was a short token trail just to fill the square so we could make it on time to the comedy show at Side Splitters Comedy Club.

Special thanks go out to Bi-N-Bulk for not only providing the 10 FREE tickets to the comedy show, but for paying an additional +$3 per person out of her own pocket to have us all sit together in assigned seats. What an awesome idea and lady!

Dab

Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

We gathered in Carrolwood for what was advertised as a “token trail” followed by a group outing to a comedy show. Somehow, 21 half-minds actually found their way to the earlier-than-usual meetup and started imbibing in earnest, probably blowing off steam from their family holiday events. In fact, about a half dozen of us had penetrated the beer van before Dabadoo even came out of the On Before. ChangeOfShart was so excited that she was seen tackle-hugging at least one harrier. In opening circle, a few Justs were introduced, one of whom was actually looking for the Jolly Rancher H3 but had to settle for the much less delicious Jolly Roger H3. Many of us were confused about attire for this trail that would intersect with the muggle world; we didn’t even recognize JewbanPenileCrisis in his Steve Jobs costume. LikeAChimp wore her biggest and best penis necklace proudly both on trail and in the club. The equally stylish, blue haired visitor from Pittsburg, KuntFuWeazel, hitched a ride with SundaySchoolStroker but was disappointed by our group’s lack of ambition for a longer runner’s trail. He could have just done like Hazukashii and run trail twice! KISS, who strangely smelled of peanut butter (yum!), tagged in DarkHelmet to RA but later gave him a list of notes to improve his performance. Circle included Wishboneher “earning” a shirt from Haz’s travels. When Math then told the bashful DildoShaggins that she was not required to do the same, she got a talking-to from ShittingBull. No surprise, JustMJ earned the brainless award for like the 4th time. After circle, most of us meandered into the comedy club and enjoyed the comedienne taunting DarkHelmet about being so old.  It was an AWESOME night of friends and comedy – thank you Bi-N-Bulk for thinking outside the box with this week’s trail!

Announcements: WE STILL NEED A HARE FOR NEXT WEEK (1/4) AND THE FOLLOWING (1/11).

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon if somebody submits one...

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1616
Wed, Dec 28th, 2022
Bi-N-Bulk's - Side Splitters Comedy Club - Trail!
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What: This will be a short token trail with the focus on attending Side Splitter's Comedy Club immediately after trail and a short circle at the end. There will be 10 FREE tickets, plus a 2 drinks minimum, on you, to the first 10 people who RSVP and show up, according to Dab's RSVP list. Otherwise tickets cost about $25-$40 per person, plus a 2 drink minimum, on you, depending upon where we sit.

Note: All tickets are currently spoken for, however, continue to RSVP as there will surely be some cancellations and no-shows.

Where: Side Splitter's Comedy Club, 12938 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33618, https://goo.gl/maps/dhHmyv2rYL3UYzv7A.
 
When: 5-6 PM for the On Before, 6-6:30 PM to check in and trail at 6:30 PM! PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER THAN USUAL TIMES!

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: Maloney's Local Irish Pub, 12904 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33618, https://goo.gl/maps/ff51JSfk4Bvyao7C6.

Check In: Meet in the east parking area between the Side Splitters and Mahoney's Pub, An approximate address is 12936 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33618, https://goo.gl/maps/HD5NZ8noPoXmcQ3m9.

Trail: 6:30 PM, 1-2 mi, shiggy level 1, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, token trail.  PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER THAN USUAL TRAIL STARTING TIME!

Hare: Bi-N-Bulk.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water, craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you in case you get lost so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.

On After: Meet at the entrance to Side Splitters at 7:15 PM sharp! We must enter as a group so we can all be seated together and utilize the free tickets Bi-N-Bulk is supplying

On On After After: Maloney's Local Irish Pub, same as the on before.