Hare Toast
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Here's to Tootsie Hole
He's our hare
Its a live hare trail
In case you care

So try to catch the hare
If you can
But you'll have to be faster
Than this man

The shiggy is
About 1.69 tonight
So the shiggy's going to be
Rather light

Repeat after me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus

In the name flour
The ale
And the
Shitty Trail 

HARE!  How much time do you need?
Can somebody time them please?

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Tootsie Hole was the hare, 2 Thighs And A Side was the RA for the circle at the start and Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker (BPAW) was the RA for the circle at the end.  BPAW was the FRB, 2 Thighs was the FBI and Tootsie Hoe won the Brainless Award for including a Shot Stop mark in the chalk talke but then not holding one on trail. Returning visitor, Split Her Bare, was in attendance.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon, maybe?

Event Info

Theme: We're back in daylight savings time! That means it will still be light come 7:30 PM.

What: Running game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Parking lot behind Starbucks, 3409 W Bay to Bay Blvd, Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/LHYivUhr4762. 

On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Cappy's Pizza, 3200 W Bay to Bay Blvd, Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/vLmSwtmEZt82. 

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, behind Starbucks.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers). We accept cash, check, money order, or Venmo, https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS.
 
On After: The Dog Saloon, 3311 W Bay to Bay Blvd, Tampa, FL 33629, https://goo.gl/maps/UW3bmmeK6JN2.