Hare Toast
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Here's to Rectal Room Mate
On his 39th JRH3 lay
He's our hare
On this Wednesday

The shiggy level tonight
Is less than a two
Nothing too tough
For you to get through

But trail's in Riverview
So watch out for rednecks
Don't stray too far from the pack
When you go off to solve checks 

If you hear banjos playin'
Be particularly alert
'Cause very close by
There may be a pervert

Repeat after me!

Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Redneck no hump us

In the name of the flour, 
The ale, 
And the shitty
 trail

 Hare! Which way is on out?

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Rectal Room Mate was the hare, Bloody Sanchez was the RA, Dab acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, HPV acted as Hash Flash, Bona Lisa was the FRB and Suck It Up Daisy was the FBI. Rectal won the Brainless Award for laying a trail next to long dark roads with no sidewalks and lots of traffic.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon, maybe?

Event Info

What: Running game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Four Paws Veterinary Hospital parking lot, 9430 Balm Riverview Rd, Riverview, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/GzGUp4SdwCH2. 

On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Beef O'brady's, 9622 US-301 S, Riverview, FL 33578, https://goo.gl/maps/G6YCBj3Wbz72.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, Four Paws Veterinary Hospital.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers). We accept cash, check, money order, or Venmo, https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS.

On After: Beer Shed, 11222 Casa Loma Dr. Riverview, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/wUz8qmP8g8n. 

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2019_03_06-Printer-Copy.htm.