Standard Blessing w/Poem?
Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Snatch Wrapper was the hare, Kitty Litter was the RA, Virgin Jon(A), our only virgin, was the FRB, Access was the FBI, HPV won the Brainless Award, Inda Linda was the On Sec, Public Transportation drove the beer truck and HPV conducted the hash raffle.
It was about a 2+ miles "semi-live" trail. A little short for a Saturday, but the variety of terrain made up for it. See below for approximate route on a map. The only part that was supposed to be dead was the count back 13 right near the start, which not only brought the pack back together, but allowed the hare set the rest of the trail without getting caught. Trail was about a shiggy level 2 that started out going east and then north for the count back 13, which took us almost back to the start. From there trail crossed Amberly and went SSW. Then the path took us behind the strip mall and into some 2 level shiggy, across some bridge and into an apartment complex where we found a rather long YBF to the SSW. After recovering from the YBF, we found the beer stop along true trail which was to the SSE. After the beer stop, trail crossed back over Amberly again just to enter another complex. These looked more condos. Trail weaved in between the eastern outer edge of the condos back towards the norht until finally reaching the main entrance to the community. After exiting the condo complex, trail followed Amberly back to the NNW and crossed our previous trail about 200 yards south of A, where it ended. Normally this is a "no no", but since it was so close to the end it was acceptable.
The first thing on the agenda during circle was the hash raffle. We had so much stuff donated that we asked everybody to take 2 items when their raffle number was called. There were still lots of items left over after the raffle that will come back once again for the next raffle (actually, some of the stuff will go in the trash, as there was some pretty sorry items left over that nobody really wanted).
commenced immediately after the raffle with an overall thumbs for our Beer-Day
Hare, Snatch Wrapper. Then Viring Jon (A) was brought into the circle to
entertain us (something about how many kids does it take to paint a wall -
depends upon how hard you throw them). Suck My Strap On, who brought Virgin Jon,
was then awarded a headband for accomplishing her 69th trail with the JRH3. Just
Polo, Just Loui and Who's On First were given blow jobs for accomplishing their
5th JRH3 Trail. HPV won the Brainless Award for standing in a pile of shit (or
something like that) while Virgin Jon was award the FRB chain to slow him down
down, while Access
All Areas who got the FBI chain, for the same reason. Somewhere along the line I think we brought Gone Too
Long/Returning Visitor, No Wake Zone, into the circle along with his friend and JRH3 first
timer, Muddy Twatters, both from Baltimore. If not, then we should've.
Then after a few rounds of accusations, our RA, Kitty Litter asked for announcements. Then, our hare, Snatch Wrapper put the on after location up for a vote because it was suggested that Mr Dunderbak's might be too busy and Peabody's was right across the street. Luckily, Mr D's won and it turned out great. Within an hour, we all got seated together in a private room at 2 tables next to each other.
All in all it was just another shitty hash!
Trail Directions & Info
Where: Meet on the northwest side of the Bank of Tampa, located at 15302 Amberly Dr, Tampa, FL 33647, https://goo.gl/maps/zxlQK.
When:Meet at 3 PM, on off at 4 PM.
Directions:From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 6.7 miles to Exit 52. Go right/east on Fletch Ave for 1.7 miles, right on 30th St/Bruce B Downs for 2.2 miles, right on Amberly for 0.1 miles and find the Bank of Tampa on the left, http://goo.gl/maps/fzLc8.
Trail:This will be a 4+ mile trail with 1 beer stop and a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the toughest.
BnB Safety & Buddy System: Try to stay with the pack, or at least one other person for SAFETY SAKE! Nobody should ever do trail alone. If you see anyone behind you, alone on trail, slow down and wait for them.
Hash Cash: $7 for beer drinkers and $4 for non-beer drinkers.
Hares:Snatch Wrapper will be the hare and the "Beer-Day Girl".
Hash Raffle: Bring stuff to donate to the hash raffle if you want, or not. You don't need to bring something to get something as we already have plenty of stuff to raffle off for FREE. One hashers trash is pirate hasher's treasure.
On After:The on after will be at Mr Dunderbak's, located at 14929 Bruce B Downs Blvd, Tampa, FL 33613. To get there from the starting location, go right on Amberly, make the first left onto Bruce B Downs for 1 mile and find Mr Dunderbak's on the left, https://goo.gl/maps/tUnsi.