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Shitty Name & Big Foozy Balls were the "semi-live" hares, Metawhorical Sunshine was the FRB & Taint Tickler was the FBI and PublicHer won the Brainless Award.
Dab
So I was busy and wasn't able to write the
trash for Saturday in a timely manner. I'll admit that was a bit careless since
Saturday was Bag Floozy Boils virgin lay. So without further adieu here is the
trail from what I remember 5 days later....
Beg Fleazy Bales was trashed at the start and passed out during hare blessing.
Shitty Name threw him over his shoulder and got a 69 minute head start. In the
meantime we agreed to make up a story on how his trail went so he wouldn't feel
bad. The following is what actually happened. Trail started with a hash note at
the bar that was less than a mile away from the start. The note said that in
order to get to the next check we had to infiltrate a foreign race of people and
find out what it would take to harvest their unobtanium while not "making the
bond" with the hot blue chick with a hair fetish. Easier said than done so we
got really lost and some walkers turned back. That was a big mistake because
they wandered into a parking garage and a fanatical lunatic kidnapped them and
sewed all 12 of them ass to mouth. Needless to say they were pissed by the time
they made it back to end circle. Meanwhile I had decided that I would start
showing off my tits at that hash since they looked particularly bouncy that day
and at a tit check a bystander was so happy he invited us to a cheap vodka party
in his hotel room. Next thing you know there was jello wrestling in the kiddie
pool, his boy Blue died, and we went streaking down Bayshore. After we were done
we picked up trail and realized that Flazy must have woken up because we saw
happy faces and messages written where plops were supposed to be. We followed
the train tracks and saw a PBR stop on the fence not realizing that it was
probably from an old Spicy trail. We ventured further into the woods until we
met a hungry looking angry girl mumbling about a glittery vampire and an under
aged werewolf so we back tracked and found true trail. At end circle there was a
hash raffle and the Pen won most of the prizes including one where he got to go
to a special school run by a British person where his powers would be
strengthened and it may also involve mutants or wizards (take your pick). We
hung out with some interesting characters at the on after. Napoleon, Billy the
Kid, Joan of Arc, Socrates, and Genghis Kahn along with two random surfer dudes
bumbling about a presentation and a White Stallion. Once again it was just
another shitty trail.
On-I watch too many movies.-On
Inda Linda
P.S.-Big Foozy Balls
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #764
Baseball's Back Hash
Saturday, March 10th, 2012
Theme: Wear something to do with baseball.
Where: Meet in the parking area
under the Crosstown Expressway, located in the southeast corner of Mac Dill Ave & Bay to Bay Blvd. An approximate address would be 3048 S MacDill Ave, Tampa, FL.When: Meet at 4 PM, on trail at 5 PMish.
Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.4 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on Dale Mabry Hwy for 2.4 miles, left on Bay To Bay Blvd for .8 miles, right on Mac Dill Ave and find the parking area on the left under the Crosstown Expressway. Click here for a map.
Trail: This will be a 3-5 mile dog & stroller friendly semi-live trail with a shiggy level of 1, on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.
Hares: Shitty Name and Big Foozy Balls will be the semi-live hares.
Hash Raffle: Yes, there will be a hash raffle! Bring your junk to donate. One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at Wings Gone Wild, located at 3100 W Santiago St, in south Tampa, FL. To get there from the starting location, walk across the street and go west Santiago St. It the street just prior to Bay to Bay going north on MacDill. Click here or a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline:
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