Jolly Roger H3
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Thumper Humper & Swamp Nipples were the hares, Big Foozy Balls was the FRB, Access All Area was the FBI and Big Foozy Balls won the Brainless Award.
Before beginning circle the hares notified
the girls to tongue their cheeks during beginning and end circle to simulate a
blowjob motion. We all were doing it and giggling but no male hashers noticed
(except Dab). Shame! Our beer stop was at .69 miles and one of the hares, Swamp
Nipples, stuck to the theme and catered to us by pouring the beer. Trail took us
under a highway, which was actually some sort of bridge thing. It was all
concrete and very steep and all Liquor could say was " Don't they know I'm
clumsy!" as she wobbled all the way down. Shitty Name was the only one who found
the count back 69 and corrected Thumper and Swamp by claiming it was actually
83. The on-after didn't have steaks but tacos instead but isn't that how steak
and a blow job day should end? The trail was entertaining, playful, and tongue
in cheek. Iím definitely looking forward to their next shitty trail.
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Steak And A Blow Job Day Hash
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012
Where: Meet behind the Winn Dixie Super Market, located at 8424 Sheldon Road, Tampa, FL.
Theme: Steak and blow jobs will be observed during this hash.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.
Directions: To get there from I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway for about 5.7 miles to Exit 6A. Go west on Waters for 2.5 miles. Cross over Sheldon and then make the 3rd right into the parking lot behind the buildings. Click here for a map.
Trail:This will be a 2-3 mile, preset, dead hare, dog friendly, dry trail with 1 beer stop and a shiggy level of 2 on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest.
Hares: Thumper Humper & Swamp Nipples will be the hares.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at Dagwoods Bar & Grill, located in the same shopping center as the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.