Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #701
Whiney Bitch's Birthday Hash &
Access All Areas Virgin Lay
Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

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Hare Blessing
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Whiney is showing Access how to lay trail
With any luck, his efforts will get him some tail

Live or dead virgin, Whiney isnít that picky
Sex on trail just takes but a quickie

A successful lay may take quite a while
Yet itís worth all the effort, if Access squeaks out a smile

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Heatus no stroke us

 In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Hares away!

Casual Friday


 
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Hash Trash(es)
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Whiney Bitch & Access All Area were the hares, Spicy Dickslapper was the FRB, Just Emelee was the FBI and Diaper Dasher won the brainless award.

Dab


A super thank you to the JRH3 hares, Whiney Bitch and Access All Areas for laying a fun shiggy trail! The greenery was incredible! Thank you Fuckle Up for leading the masses into debauchery; and thank you Rectal for appropriately covering his backside. Huge kudos to the beer angels, you did a great job lubing the pack. Huge thanks to Spreadcheeks who volunteered to drive the beer van; you lead by example! As always, we would not be playing and having so much fun without Dabís ability to multitask; GM, BM, HC, HF and DS (drink scotch). Big thanks to all you fun wanks who showed up to hash during your busy week. YOU GUYS ROCK!

Are you ready?

Where you paying attention?

1. What hasher will have an itchy butt crack in a few days?

2. What hasher needs to wear those shorts more often?

3. What hasher drank for allowing his/her virgin to smoke in circle?

4. What hasher rocked-out his/her shirt?

5. What hasher donated his/her shirt for a future JRH3 hash raffle?

6. What hasher added his/her foot to the keg?

7. What hasherís map reading skills were worthless on trail?

8. What hasher is back in full health, drinking and cursing like a pirate?

9. What hasher lead the Turkeys into debauchery with the Spawn of Satan?

10. What is the Spawn of Satan?

11. What is Bull's favorite flavor of the SOS?

Answers:

1. Always the Bull

2. Diaper Dasher

3. Urine Trouble

4. Just Evan

5. Just Evan

6. Spicy Dick Slapper

7. Head Plant Vagina

8. Fuckle-Up

9. Always the Bull

10. Cisco

11. Flavor?

ON-ON!
Casual Friday

Trails

Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #701
Whiney Bitch's Birthday Hash &
Access All Areas' Virgin Lay
Wednesday, August 17th, 2011
 

Where: Meet at Skyview Park, located at 6225 Martindale Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on off at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for about 4 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on Dale Mabry Hwy for 5.7 mile, left on Interbay for.9 miles, right on Martindale and find Skyview Park. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 3 mile "live" hare trail with a shiggy factor of 6 on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the highest. There will be little chance of keeping your feet dry so bring an extra pair of shoes. True trail will NOT be stroller friendly, however a work around will be given as necessary. Bug spray will be a must unless you want to donate large volumes of blood to the mosquitoes. There may be bums on trail so also bring your hobo repellant.

Remarks: Its starting to get dark earlier these days, so make sure you bring a flashlight! You don't want to get caught out in the shiggy without a light.

Hare: Whiney Bitch and Access All Areas will be the hares.

After: The on after will be at Elmer's Sports Cafe, located at 5206 S MacDill Ave. To get there from the starting location, go north on Martindale for .1 mile, right on Interbay for .1 mile, left on MacDill for .6 miles and find Elmer's on the right. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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