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Whiney Bitch & Access All Area were the hares, Spicy Dickslapper was the FRB, Just Emelee was the FBI and Diaper Dasher won the brainless award.
A super thank you to the JRH3 hares,
Whiney Bitch and Access All Areas for laying a fun shiggy trail! The greenery
was incredible! Thank you Fuckle Up for leading the masses into debauchery; and
thank you Rectal for appropriately covering his backside. Huge kudos to the beer
angels, you did a great job lubing the pack. Huge thanks to Spreadcheeks who
volunteered to drive the beer van; you lead by example! As always, we would not
be playing and having so much fun without Dabís ability to multitask; GM, BM,
HC, HF and DS (drink scotch). Big thanks to all you fun wanks who showed up to
hash during your busy week. YOU GUYS ROCK!
Are you ready?
Where you paying attention?
1. What hasher will have an itchy butt crack in a few days?
2. What hasher needs to wear those shorts more often?
3. What hasher drank for allowing his/her virgin to smoke in circle?
4. What hasher rocked-out his/her shirt?
5. What hasher donated his/her shirt for a future JRH3 hash raffle?
6. What hasher added his/her foot to the keg?
7. What hasherís map reading skills were worthless on trail?
8. What hasher is back in full health, drinking and cursing like a pirate?
9. What hasher lead the Turkeys into debauchery with the Spawn of Satan?
10. What is the Spawn of Satan?
11. What is Bull's favorite flavor of the SOS?
1. Always the Bull
2. Diaper Dasher
3. Urine Trouble
4. Just Evan
5. Just Evan
6. Spicy Dick Slapper
7. Head Plant Vagina
9. Always the Bull
Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Whiney Bitch's Birthday Hash &
Access All Areas' Virgin Lay
Where: Meet at Skyview Park, located at 6225 Martindale Ave, in Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on off at 7:30 PM.
Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for about 4 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on Dale Mabry Hwy for 5.7 mile, left on Interbay for.9 miles, right on Martindale and find Skyview Park. Click here for a map.
Trail: This will be a 3 mile "live" hare trail with a shiggy factor of 6 on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the highest. There will be little chance of keeping your feet dry so bring an extra pair of shoes. True trail will NOT be stroller friendly, however a work around will be given as necessary. Bug spray will be a must unless you want to donate large volumes of blood to the mosquitoes. There may be bums on trail so also bring your hobo repellant.
Remarks: Its starting to get dark earlier these days, so make sure you bring a flashlight! You don't want to get caught out in the shiggy without a light.
Hare: Whiney Bitch and Access All Areas will be the hares.
After: The on after will be at Elmer's Sports Cafe, located at 5206 S MacDill Ave. To get there from the starting location, go north on Martindale for .1 mile, right on Interbay for .1 mile, left on MacDill for .6 miles and find Elmer's on the right. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.