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Casual Friday & Shitty Name were the hares, Call Triple D was the FRB, S&M Ken was the FBI and Ed The Sock won the brainless award.
What a great day on the water; we were
lucky and by-passed the threatening weather and laughed all afternoon long! I
want to thank all wankers who showed up with and without boats, nothing beats
spending a Sunday afternoon laughing with fun hashers! Big thanks to my co-hare,
Shitty Name for all his haring and beer meistering efforts to help make the JRH3
Pash a success! Another huge thank you to Headplant Vagina for driving the
beermobile to both beverage stops! Thanks to Ship for keeping us in line and for
showing us how to communicate “casual’s vagina” in sign language.
YOU GUYS ROCK!
Okay gang, it is time to play….
Where you paying attention?
1. Which wank made it on time for circle, finally?
2. Which wank sang the song of c*ck under the overpass, heard in Orlando?
3. Which wank got a sangria facial?
4. Who couldn’t sing a song to save his life?
5. Who saved just enough Wild String for the bedroom?
6. Who’s wife ratted-out his wanker size?
7. Which wank received a sangria douche?
8. Which wank gave it to himself?
9. Which wank made a new Bash buddy?
10. Who had itchy balls?
11. Which wank brought her own wiener?
12. Which wank gave the cute harriette 95% of the hash raffle tickets?
13. Which wank won 3 out of 4 shirts from the hash raffle?
14. Which wank took back her can koozie after giving it to Shitty Name?
15. Which wank got hosed?
16. Which wank couldn’t read the trail map for the 2nd hash in a row?
17. The server gave her phone number out to how many Harriers?
18. Which wank won a condom and it was good timing?
19. Which wank thinks he was the only one who got the server’s digits?
20. Which wank is now upset reading this?
Answers: 1. Spreadcheeks 2. Will Sing 4 Head 3. Shitty Name 4. S&M Ken 5. Headplant Vagina 6. Auto Erotica 7. Will Sing 4 Head 8. Will Sing 4 Head 9. Shitty Name, Headplant Vagina & Ed the Sock 10. Headplant Vagina 11. Call Triple D 12. Shitty Name 13. Morning Wood 14. Morning Wood 15. Shitty Name
16. Headplant Vagina 17. All of them 18. Thunder Clots 19. Ship Wrecktum 20. Ship Wrecktum
Jolly Roger H3 Scribe
Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Paddling Adventure Hash
Sunday, August 21st, 2011
Meet in the upper overflow
parking lot of Rick's On The River, located at
2305 N Willow Ave, in Tampa, FL. After
opening circle we will haul our boats down to the boat ramp at Rick's On
The River and launch.
When: Meet at 2 PM, launch at 3 PM.
Directions: From I-275 & Dale Mabry Hwy, in Central Tampa, go north on Dale Mabry for .8 mile, right on Columbus for 1.8 miles, right on Rome, make an immediate left onto Oregon for .2 miles, slight left onto Willow and find Rick's On the River on the left. Park in the upper parking area across the street from Rick's on the right. Click here for a map to Rick's on the River.
Hares: Casual Friday and Shitty Name will be the hares.