Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #680
Wednesday, June 8th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

We’re supposed to be here tonight in shorty-shorts and knee socks
Harriers should feel free to dangle a spare anklet on their cocks

I hear tube tops and halters aren’t on the requested costume list
If Rectal Roommate were here, he sure as hell would be pissed

U-Drive and Phuk Pocket will show us the way despite
Being the 2 slowest walkers on trail; oh this might take all night

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no slow us
Cocks with socks no delay us
Shorty-short chafing no stop us
And beer van no betray us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

Spicy Dick Slapper & Diaper Dasher were the hares,Lepracock was the FRB, Fluffer was the FBI and Golden Receiver won the Brainless Award.



Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, June 10th, 2011

Where: Meet in the dirt parking area located at approximately 2427 N Westshore Blvd. Once you arrive there, go left, or west on the Airport Service Rd for .1 mile and then go right, or north into the dirt parking area and look for hashers. Click here for a map.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions:  From I-4 & I-275 in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 40A. Go right, or north on N Westshore Blvd for .7 miles. After crossing Boyscout Rd you will be on the perimeter of the International mall and the airport. Continue on Westshore for another .2 miles, go left on the Airport Service Rd for about about .1 mile and then go right or north into the dirt parking area and look for hashers. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a "live" 3.2 mile, dog and stroller friendly trail with no little to no shiggy. There will be 1 beer stop and one shot stop.

Team SpicyDiaper

The on after will be at the Pub, located at 2223 N Westshore Blvd, Tampa FL. Its in the International Mall. To get there from the starting location, go east on the Airport Service Rd for .1 mile, right on N Westshore Blvd for .2 miles, left on the perimeter road the goes around the outer edge of the mall for .5 miles and find the Pub on the right. Click
here to see exactly where the Pub is located in the mall. Click here for a map from the starting location to approximately where the Pub is located as described above.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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