Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #681
Sunday, June 12th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

We’re armed with bikes to pedal our little hearts out
There will be beer out there to find, I have no doubt

GRC and WhineyBitch will lead the way
You bet some bad trails will cause a few of us to stray

Big Red is here and so challenged will be Golden Receiver
As she’ll be awarded a special toe tag and one sore beaver

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Bike collisions no slow us
Broken spokes no stop us
Bike seat chafing no delay us
And flat tires no halt us

In the name of the flour
Hash pride
And the holy ride


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

GRC and Whiney Bitch were the hares, Ship Wrecktum was the FRB, Casual Friday was the FBI and Will Sing 4 Head won the Brainless Award.


Sunday’s bash trail was fun, thank you GRC and Whiney for your efforts! It was a day for new songs, a hashy new name, new blood on trail, a new female Big Red Rider Club Member, and a new hash recruit! Thank you Dab for making all this craziness happen for those of us who shared our Sunday church meeting together. Kudos to Golden Receiver for excellent beer angel skills and keeping up with the pack on Big Red. Thank you both RAs and On-Sec for keeping the pack in-line during circle. Congratulations to Just Favio who will now and forever be known as SWEDEY GONZALES. He’s not the Swedish gay porn star in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” but he is a big fan.


Can you pass the quiz…

Are those cigar burns on Bull’s skin?
Is Lepracock in-touch with his feminine side?
Who’s beverage vessel received an upgrade?
Which wank likes horsey-faces?
Who is in deep shit for leaving Inflate-a-Date’s mug in Fuckle’s car?
Skulls look right at home in which wanker’s crotch?
Who suffers Chain Confusion Dissorder?
Who doesn’t have to pretend to look brainless?
Can you name the circle-squatter?
Who inspired the additional hash retard hash song?

Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Bicycle Adventure Hash
Sunday, June 12th, 2011

Where: Meet behind Hot Rod's BBQ, located at 18430 Livingston Ave, in Lutz, FL. This is across the street from the Hess Express, which was the original starting location.

When: Meet at 3:00 PM, off at 4:00 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. To get there from I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 8.6 miles to Exit 53. Go left, or west on Bears for .2 miles, right, or north on Nebraska/US 41 for 3.9 miles, right, or east on Sunset Lane for 1.9 miles, right on Livingston and find the Hot Rod's BBQ on the immediate right. 

Trail: It is best to have an off road bike, but work arounds will be given to anyone showing up with a street bike.

Hare: GRC & WhineyBitch will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers, plus and additional $3 for a sandwich at the on after.

On After: The on after will be behind Hot Rod's BBQ. Hot Rod's is closed on Sundays but we will have sandwiches brought in for $3 each.

Special Instructions: Suggest everyone bring a lawn chair to sit in at the on after out behind Hot Rod's BBQ.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline:
here to view it.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next JRH3 hash will be on Tuesday, June 14th. For more info go to .

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