Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #653
Green Dress/Dress Green St Patty's Eve Hash
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

GRC and UT are giving us a fun trail today
And we’ll have cool new songs to sing along the way

With contests and green shots, how can any of us go wrong
Oh wait I know, have you ever seen Rectal wrapped in a sarong

It’s St Patty’s Day Eve, and we’re all dressed in green
Let’s find those pudding shots and lick those cups clean

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no stop us
Trail no cross us
Bad trails no f*ck us
And Irish spirit no fail us!

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(s)

GRC and Unrine Trouble were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Casual Friday was the FBI and Pussy Propulsion won the Brainless Award for downing her beer in front of a policeman. Guess she wanted to destroy the evidence.


Wow, I can't thank all the pack members enough for taking time out of their busy Wednesday evening to join the JRH3 hash and have a fantastic (green) blast! It was my pleasure to heard all you crazy catz out there and to my surprise, I still have a voice this morning! Woohoo! I want to give special thanks to all those wanks who volunteered their time and efforts, Dab, I Be Smart, Urine Trouble, Gay Rodeo Clown, Immaculate Deception, Head Plant Vagina, Call Triple D, and any other beer angel that my challenged memory might have forgotten already.

A special thanks to Always The Bull...she knows why!

I'll review lessons learned a bit later, I've got carpet men cumming to my home (woohoo! I hope they're young and studly) and I've got to power-down my computer until the new carpet is installed, that will give me a chance to remind myself how to write stuff on paper (old school).

Thanks again to all you crazy wanks who make hashing fantastic!

Casual Friday

Hey wanks, it was a fantastic turn-out for Wednesday’s hash, many laughs were had by all participating hashers and I thank you all again for sharing your evening!

No shit, hind sight is 20-20….

1. Whiney Bitch does not own a dress longer than the end of his ball sack.

2. It is cool once again to be a hosehead!

3. I just noticed my Donny The Retard bracelet is green.

4. Fuckle Up looks more and more like Nauti’s mom every week.

5. Weapons of Ass Destruction’s Grammy is looking for her housecoat.

6. Stripping might be mandatory to get a whistle out of panties.

7. You can put a harrier in a green dress, but you cannot make him keep his knees together.

8. All the cool hashers drive the beer van when they are supposed to be home in bed.

9. Hoses can get caught in a sporran pretty easily.

10. Hearding cats does not work well until someone’s clothes are pulled off.

…just sayin’!

Casual Friday


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #653
Green Dress/Dress Green St Patty's Day Eve Hash
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

Where: Meet at the Four Green Fields Irish Pub, located at 205 W Platt Street, Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, go south on Dale Mabry, left, or east, on Kennedy, right on Hyde Park, left on Platt and find the Four Green Fields on the left.  Click here for a map.

Theme: Wear a green dress, or dress in green, your choice to celebrate St Patty's Day Eve.

Hares: GRC & Urine Trouble.

Trail: There will be special beer stop treats!

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday.

On Sec: HPV

Suggested Donations: Suggest $8 for drinkers and $5 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Four Green Fields, back at the start.

On After Food: They have awesome food at Four Green Fields.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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