Jolly Roger H3
 of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Run #652
Saturday, March 12th, 2011
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Hare Blessing
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Head Plant and Morning Wood are the dead hares today
Let's hope yesterday's pre-lay hasn't blown away

There's shiggy on trail and it's a damn good bet
That your feet just might get a little bit wet

Taint Tickler is leading today's raffle after trail
Did you do your porn homework and watch some tail

Let's finish up here and be on our way
And find the beer stop without delay

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no stop us
Loss of flour no slow us
Bad trails no screw us
And cold beer let's find us

In the name of the flour
The fun,
And the holy run!

ON OUT!

 
Hash Trash(s)
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HeadPlantVagina and Morning Wood were the hares, Lepracock was the FRB, Urine Trouble was the FBI and Head Plant Vagina was the Brainless Award Winner. Casual Friday was the RA and Whiney Bitch was the OnSec.

Dab

Hey wanks! It was a pleasure to hash with another stellar group of hashers yesterday! The weather cooperated and great fun was had by all! Thank you Head Plant and Morning Wood for laying a great trail with sweet shiggy! Morning Wood, thank you for offering your fantastic Beer Angel expertise for the pack's lubing pleasure, and thank you to all wanks who took time out of your hectic lives to enjoy a Saturday having fun with a bunch of half-minds.

YOU GUYS ROCK!

Once again, I've learned a few things about hashing...

1. Hashing with latex gloves will guarantee you the opportunity to collect sweet trail treasure.
2. Drawing a pack arrow on a dead dog guarantees the doggy's soul will make it to hash doggy heaven.
3. There's always someone who will fall for the fake package check.
4. A board of nails makes for a good body part sacrifice.
5. 4-wheeling in a beer van is cool.
6. Ignoring the bizarre film on top of nasty shiggy water gets you to cold beer quicker.
7. Flour trails keep the local meth-heads busy.
8. Urine Trouble is getting good at giving cranium.
9. Holding 69 tickets might get you the good porn.
10. Keeping a portable DVD player in the car on hash raffle day makes you a rock star.
11. I know why all the guys chase Gritty Kitty now.

On-On!
Casual Friday
JRH3 RA


 
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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #652
 Saturday, March 12th, 2011
 

Where: Meet near the Corner Club Tavern, located at 1502 E Sligh Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for 3.3 miles to Exit 48. Go right, or east on Sligh for .7 miles and find the Corner Club Tavern on the left. Click here for a map.

Hares: Head Plant Vagina & Morning Wood will be the hares.

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday?

On Sec: Whiney Bitch.

Suggested Donations: Suggest $8 for drinkers and $5 for non-drinkers ($2 goes for the food the hares are bringing to the on after).

On After: The on after will be at the Corner Club Tavern, back near the start where they will have karaoke! They don't serve food at the on after so we are asking everybody to RSVP so the hares will know how much food to purchase and bring.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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