Circle Up: Trail #1613, Dec 7thth, 2022:  "Welcome to the circle at the end for JRH3 trail #1613!"

Chalk: "If you haven't already done so, please put your chalk in the orange bucket!"

Trail Trial: Thumps Up, Down,... (MINORITY SHOULD DRINK!)

1st Timers, Virgins:
Good time? Cuming back? Entertainment?

Visitors & Returning Visitors:
Song from your home hash?

FRB__________________, FBI__________________ The end only, not the BS! Nobody cares about the BS!

Whistles: 5 Runs: 1TrickDick, BubbleLickUs, GingerPegMann, HowIMetMyMember, JustAmyL Bananas: 10:AnalBeadz, MIA, OrangeIsTheNewSnatch, Re-ErectorSex, SprechenSieDouche 50:SheepItInTheFamily

Hare Tags: None right now.

Previous Brainless Award Winner:
 2RungCircus, SundaySchoolStroker, AnalBeadz, SheepItInTheFamily, MathSucks, Gator, 2RungCircus, JewbanPenileCrisis, Dab, KISS

Today's Brainless Winner: Fill in name here

Chalk Suckers: "Does anybody still have chalk? If so, come in for a down down because I asked for it earlier."

General Accusations:
Birthdays, Not hared in 6 months, Themeless, Gone2Lng, LateCmr, Awrdls, H3 Attire, Auto Hashing, Shoes, Departing, Other?

Namings, Announcements: Need hares? Next hash? Major Events? Where's the On after?

Closing Song: SKIP THIS, OR JUST DO A SHORT VERSION, unless we have "local" virgins attending.

End of Circle: "May the hash go in peace!"