JRH3 CIRCLE @ END

Circle Up: Trail #1765, TBD, Jan TBD, 2026: READ This! "Circle up for Trail #1765. 

Chalk: "If you haven't already done so, please put your chalk in the orange bucket!"

Hare Down Down: ASK THE HARES IF THEY WANT TRAIL TRIAL!  If not, just sing SHI-TTY TRAIL, Shitty Trail.... And then thank them for volunteering to hare.

1st Timers, Virgins: Good time? Cuming back? Entertainment?

Visitors & Returning Visitors: Song from your home hash?

FRB__________________, FBI__________________ The end only, not the BS! Nobody cares about the BS!

Whistles: FingerLickingGood, JustCheyinC, JustLitJ, JustYoshiR, JustCasieQ, LetThemEatAss, NeverEndingWhorey Bananas: 10:FingerInTheDike, SprechenSieDouche 25:ChangeOfChart, Labia, HotNutz, LadyGagGag, TumbleCry 50:CanabisLickedHer, SundaySchoolStroker 150:GrittyKitty 200:U-Drive 225:2RungCircus Hare Tags:None right now.

Previous Brainless Award Winner: NoPussyForYou, SundaySchoolStroker, JustCheyinC, FingerInTheDike, Dab, 2RungCircus, Clamydia, (LipsOfSteel&TumbleCry), WishBoneHer, GrittyKitty, PeasOnMyFace
 
Today's Brainless Winner: Fill in name here → ___________________________

Chalk Suckers: "Does anybody still have chalk? If so, come in for a down down because I asked for it earlier."

General Accusations: Birthdays, Not hared in 6 months, Themeless, Gone2Lng, LateCmr, Awrdls, H3 Attire, Auto Hashing, Shoes, Departing, Other?

Namings, Announcements: Need hares? Next hash? Major Events? Where's the On after?

Closing Song: Suggest you conduct a short version unless we have "local" virgins.