JRH3 CIRCLE AT THE START 

Black =  Titles & Emphasis, Blue = Instructions & information, Red = Phrases to recite, Green = Words to sing

Philosophy: (First and foremost, we promote physical fitness at this hash. So, DO NOT suggest anyone do a pre-trail down down except for the most previous FRB).

1. Greeting: (Blow your whistle and yell) "Circle up!..... Welcome to the Jolly Roger Hash House Harries ________! Arrrrrr!"

2. Hand Out Chalk: (Point to the chalk bucket and say) "Will someone please hand out chalk and act as Beer Angel? Everyone must take chalk to mark trail. Keep it until we ask for it back at the end. If you don't have your chalk when we ask for it back, we will ask you to come into the circle to do a down down." (Then, look at the hares and say) "Is this a live or dead trail?"

*3. Live Hare Chalk Talk: (*If its a dead trail skip this and the next item. The chalk talk should be done in the circle. Putting it off to the side just breaks up the flow and organization of the circle). "Lets get the hares in here to do a chalk talk. And the hairs, and the hairs, and the hairs on her dicky diver hung down to her knees..."

*4. Live Hare Hare Blessing: (After the hares do the chalk talk say) "Get down on your knees bioches! Repeat after me" (Insert a personalized poem here if you have one) "Bless this hare, bless this trail, coppus no catch us, doggus no bite us, heatus no stroke us. In the name of the flour, the fun & the holly run. How much time do you need? Will someone please do a time hack!" (Do a time check yourself anyways as a back up and then yell) "HARES AWAY!"
5. JRH3 1st Timers:  "If you've never been to a Jolly Roger hash before, please join me in the circle at this time, including first time visitors." (Ask each person these questions and repeat loudly what they say) "Who RU???.... Say hello _____.Who made U cum? Where RU from? And, what do you do? Welcome to the Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers. Arrrrrr!.."

6. Entertainment: "At the end of  this trail we're going to bring you back into the circle again and ask you to entertain us. So, while you're on trail be thinking of a short joke, a short song, an interpretive dance, or something else you think might be entertaining to us." (DO NOT SUGGEST THEY SHOW US A BAWDY PART! Leave that up tot the pack to say, or not.) "You can entertain us by yourself or as a group. Its totally up to you. (Invite the returning visitors in the circle with the JRH3 1st timers still in the circle).

7. Returning Visitors: "At this time I would like to have all the out-of-town visitors that have been to a Jolly Roger hash before, join me in the circle".(Ask each person these questions and repeat loudly what they say) "Who RU???... (After they answer say). Say hello _____. And where RU from again?  (After they answer say) Welcome to the Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers. Arrrrrr!.." (DO NOT ask them who made them cum, what they do or to entertain us because if they are returning hashers they should've told us all that and entertained us the first time they attended a JRH3 hash).

8. Introductions: "Now that we know who you are, we're going to tell you who we are." (Point to a few people outside the circle until they automatically continue on their own and say). "Who are you?" (After introductions are complete say) "Okay, 1st timers and visitors, you may now leave the circle."

9. Naming Candidates: "Name Mistress/Master (NM), are there any naming candidates for this hash"? If so the Naming Mistress/Master will need a moment to make the announcement. If the Naming Mistress/Master is not present, the Acting OnSec should automatically pick up this function and make the announcement. The Acting GM should have already advised you of this before circle started, but just in case he/she didn't, always ask anyways. The NM should say "We are going to try to name Just_____________ at circle at the end. See me (or designated person) during the trail, at the beverage stop(s), or at the end to look over the Naming Questions Form the candidate(s) has either already filled out, or they are in the process of filling it out now so we can expedite the naming process. I will also take naming suggestions in advance, however, be prepared to tell us out load, during the circle, why you suggested your naming suggestion." (Turn circle back over to the RA).

 10. Previous FRB:  (Get chain, or weight out and determine who the most recent FRB that is present is from the following list, but not if they are a hare) ____________________ (then say) "Will _________ please join me the circle. In the JRH3 we have a tradition of  giving the Front Running Bastard, or Bitch, a little extra weight to carry on trail and we ask them to do a pre-trail down down to slow them down, down. This is your down down song, it is not very long, drink it down down,...." (**If this is a live trail skip the next two items).

**11. Dead Hare Chalk Talk: (The chalk talk should be done in the circle. Putting it off to the side just breaks up the flow and organization of the circle). "Lets get the hares in here to do a chalk talk. And the hairs, and the hairs, and the hairs on her dicky diver hung down to her knees..."

**12. Dead Hare Blessing: (After the hares do the chalk talk say) "Get down on your knees bioches! Repeat after me" (Insert a personalized poem here if you have one) "Bless this hare, bless this trail, coppus no catch us, doggus no bite us, heatus no stroke us. In the name of the flour, the fun & the holly run,... which way do we go? ON OFF! (skip next 2 items).

13. Hash Announcements for Circle at the End: "If you have any announcements, write them down and give them to me before the circle at the end starts." (This is to prevent any unauthorized announcements of events that are in direct conflict with JRH3 events. Out-of-town events are Okay, send them to the GM for an explanation of what is not authorized.

14. Hash Aerobics: (Do this for live hare trails only to burn time). "Spread out for hash aerobics, so you don't hit the guy next to you in the face". Father Abraham, had seven sons, seven sons had Father Abraham, and he never laugh, and he never cried, all he did is go like this. With a left (repeat above lyrics) etc....

15: ON OFF: (For live trails only when its time to go, blow your whistle and yell) "ON OFF!"

    JRH3 CIRCLE AT THE END 
Honorary Down Downs

Philosophy: (The JRH3 is a kinder, gentler hash. We "kindly" suggest hashers do things in this hash. We do not make anybody do anything. We do not touch anybody, unless we have their direct consent. We do not pour beer on each other. We never suggest people do "honorary" down downs bare assed on ice, except for hares, and then only in very rare instances when the trail really, really sucked and they agree to it, but never a virgin hare. We do not do tea bag downs in this hash unless the one drinking specifically asks for one. The same goes for butt chugs).

1. Circle Up:  (Blow your whistle and yell) "Circle up for down downs! Once again, welcome to the ______ running of the Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers! Arrrrrrr...."

2. Collect Chalk & Beer Angel: "Will someone please collect the chalk from everyone and let me know who doesn't have any. Do we have a Beer Bitch Angel  for this circle?"

3. Trail Trial: Lets get the hares in here for a trail trial. And the hairs, and the hairs, and the hairs on her dicky diver hung down to her knees.. When I count to 3 put your thumb up if you liked trail, your thumb down if didn't like trail and if you don't care, just go home. (bring the minority in and have them drink with the hare. Ask each person in the circle) "What did you or didn't you like about trail?" (Then say) "All in all it was just another shitty trail! SHI-TTY T-R-A-I-L, shitty trail, shitty trail, the mother f*ckers laid a shitty trail. I would rather drink a beer than run your shitty trail. SHI-TTY T-R-A-I-L. Drink it down down.

4. JRH3 1st timers: "Will JRH3 1st timers please join me in the circle again." (Ask each person) Who RU again? Did you have a good time? RU going to come back?
5: Entertainment: "Before trail we told you we were going to ask you to entertain us at the end." (Ask each person) "So, what do you have?"

6: Down Down Instructions: "Make sure your vessels are at least half full. Now we're going to sing you a song. When you hear the words down, down, down... put your cup to your lips and start drinking, When you remove it, put the cup upside down over your head. What doesn't go in ya, goes on ya. There's no time limit, so no need to rush. You put your cup in your hand. You put the beer in the cup. You put it to your lips, and you lift the bottom up. If you let it leave your mouth, you give your cranium a douse. So, make sure you drink it down, down, down, down."

7: Returning Visitors: (Skip this if there were none at the start) "At this time I would like to have all the returning visitors back in the circle". (Ask each person) "Who RU again? (Ask the group) "Do you (or) (any of you) have a song?" (If not, then sing them) "Here's to fellow hashers, fellow hashers, fellow hashers, here's to fellow hashers may they chug-a-lug. They're happy, they're jolly, they're f*cked up by golly. Here's to fellow hashers may they chug-a-lug. So drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, here's to fellow hashers my they chug-a-lug."

8. Two Timers: "Will the two timer(s) ________ please join me in the circle. In the JRH3 we award two timers with blow jobs, which are actually whistles. Somewhere on your presenter's body is a hidden whistle. When I say go, you need to find the whistle, get it into your mouth and blow it. However, you cannot use your hands. GO! Dinah won't you blow me? Dinah won't you blow me? Dinah won't you blow my horn? Dinah won't you blow me? Dinah won't you blow me? Dinah won't you blow my horn? Drink it down, down,...

9. Multiples & Hare Tags: "Some people like to cum a lot: Will the following people please join me in the circle". (Circle the name of the people who are present and actually did trail or drove the beer truck. An Asterisk * before a number means they are not only recognized but receive a headband )  "For  ___________________________(skip the next sentence if nobody is being awarded a headband)  "Will someone please take a photo of the headband presentations please? And, will ____ come into the circle to get their __ trail hare tag? Will someone please take a photo of the headband presentations please?" Get a life, get a life, get life, life, life, life..... Drink it down, down,..."

10. Birthdays: "Will all of you who have a birthday this month please come into the circle. Hashy birthday, f*ck you!  Hashy birthday, f*ck you!  Hashy birthday, f*ck you! Hashy birthday, f*ck you! Drink it down, down,..."

11: Anniversarries, Divorces, etc: "How about anybody with an anniversary, divorce, dental appointment, etc during this month? " (Ask for a song from someone in the pack) "_________ give me a song!"

Violations:

12. Chalk Suckers: "Do we have any chalk suckers?" (If there are none skip down to next item.) During the beginning circle we handed out chalk to everyone and we asked you to hang onto it until we asked for it back. So, if you didn't have a piece of chalk to hand back when the bucket came around, please join me in the circle now. You ought to be publicly pissed on, you ought to be publicly shot, you ought to be tied to a urinal and left there to fester and rot, and rot, and rot, some more! Drink it down, down,...."
13. FRBs: "Lets get the previous FRB, the beer stop FRB(s) and the new FRB to the end join me in the circle. (Have the previous FRB hand the new FRB to the end the FRB award). "They're the meanest, they suck the horses penis, they're the meanest, they're the horses ass. Ever since they found it, all they do is pound it, they're the meanest they're the horses ass, so drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, drink."

14: Awardless: "If you are not wearing your JRH3 awards, please join me in the circle at this time. This includes headbands/bandanas, hare tags and mismanagement tags. What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,... drink it down, down,....."
15. Themeless: (If no theme skip to next item) "There was a theme for this hash. If you aren't in compliance please join me in the circle. Why were you born so beautiful, why where you born at all, you're no f*cking use to anyone, you're no f*cking use at all. You're a pain in the ass to your mother, your a pain in the ass to me. Drink it down, down,..."

16: Hash Attire:  (If there was a theme, skip this item for people wearing something associated with the theme) "If you are not wearing some a piece of clothing that has and H3 on it, please join me in the circle. By the way, the JRH3 does sell hash attire." Why were you born so beautiful, why where you born at all, you're no f*cking use to anyone, you're no f*cking use at all. You're a pain in the ass to your mother, your a pain in the ass to me. Drink it down, down,..."

17: Whistle Check: (Not hares, or beer truck driver). "Whistle check! If you have at least 2 JRH3 hashes and you were given a whistle and don't have it with you now, please join me the circle for a down down. There was a little bird, no bigger than a turd, a sittin' on a telephone pole. He ruffled up his kneck and shit about a peck, he puckered up his little assho. Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, he puckered us his little asshole.

18. Gone Too Long: "If you've missed more than 2 JRH3 hashes in a row, please join me in the circle for a down down. Where oh where, were you last week? Why did you let us, hash all alone. You fat lazy bastard, you weren't even here. So, we f*cked all the virgins, and drank all the beer."

19: Autohashing: "Did we have any autohashers, not including the beer truck driver. If so, please join me in the circle for a down down".

20: Late Cumer: "Were there any late cumers, meaning you arrived after the on off time?" (if so then say) Please join me in the circle for a down down" (if not then skip to next item).

21. New Shoes: "Is anyone wearing new shoes out there?" (if so then say) take off your right shoe (because the left shoe is not the right one) fill it with beer and when you hear the words down, down, down start drinking." (If there are no new shoes, skip to the next item. Do not touch the individual, or pour beverage in their shoe for them. This is voluntary only! If they seem too reluctant, put cup in their shoe and have them do it that way, because we don't make anybody do anything. Its all by suggestion.)

Brainless Award & General Accusations:

22: Cleansing of the Brainless Award: "Previously (Circle and then recite the first hasher on this list that is present) ______________________was our most current brainless award who is present. Please join me in the circle at this time with the sacred vessel to cleanse it. Just put your own drink in it and slosh it around a little and then drink out of it to show us that it is clean."

23: Brainless Award: "Are there any nominations for the brainless award?" (Do not go in order, skip around from one side of the circle to the next to keep side conversation from developing. As they are nominated, invite them into the circle and then ask the pack to vote for the winner). "Join me in the circle,..... As I put may hand over each nominees head, vote for your favorite". (Once a winner has been determined, hand them the award and say) "Take this around the circle and get donation from everyone "(Ask for a song from someone in the pack) "_________ give me a song!"

24: General Accusations: (Make sure this is after the brainless award, as the pack probably won't be able to think of anything else. This keeps the more experienced hashers from having to drink for lame accusations made by newer, inexperienced hashers.) "Are there any general accusations for those who you think should drink. It can be a repeat from brainless Award nominations if you really, really think it was a good accusation. For example: Sitting down during circle."

Namings, Departing Hashers, Announcements & Swing Low:

25: Naming Candidates: "Name Mistress/Master (NM) are we going to try to name anyone today? (If so, turn checklist & circle over to the NM to conduct the naming.) "Will Just __________________________________ please join me in the circle."
 
26. Naming Questions: (Read the info from the Naming Question Form filled out by the naming candidate(s) in advance. If the naming candiate did not fill out a Naming Question Form as them the following questions now;

a."Your nerd name is__________________________________."

b. "Your childhood nickname was _________________________."

c.  "___________________________________ made you cum. 

d. "You do ______________________________ work for a living. Or, you are a ________________________________ by profession."

e. "You are (married, single ot divorced)."

f. (If divorced skip to next item. It they've never been divorced ask). "You've been divorced _________ times

g. "Your hobbies include _______________________________________________.

h. "Your favorite sexual position is _________________________"

i. "Your friends say that _____________________________________________________________________________akes you unique."

j. "Your favorite cartoon character is_______________________________________"

k. _________________________________ is the most unusual place you've ever had sex?

l. The special name for your body part(s) is/are________________________________________"

m. (If male) "You wanker is (small, medium, or large)." (If female) "You bra size is _____________."  

n. "Your most embarassing monent is _____________________________________________". (if nothing was indicated say) "Being asked these questions?"

o. __________________________________________________is your pet peeve?

p. Your body marks include (tatooes, scars, etc) ___________________________________________. (If no body marks say) "You have no unique body marks."

q. (Ask the next two question even if you have a Naming Question Form filled out) "Is there any other information that you want to be know about yourself?

r. Does anybody in the pack have a question for them?" (Do not go in order, skip around from one side of the circle to the next to keep side conversation from developing).

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"Will (virgins, or an un-named hasher)___________________  please take this individual out of hearing range please?" (Once they are out of hearing distance, read the suggested name you already have and ask the person who suggested it to explain why they suggested it)  "Okay, do we have any additional naming suggestions?" (Do not go in order, skip around from one side of the circle to the next to keep side conversation from developing. Write down all suggestions
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27. Naming Review: (Verbally recite them once and say) "Reviewing, please do not vote at this time." (Recite each suggestion again and pause after each name) "Please vote the loudest for your favorite name." Eliminate poorly applauded names and then recite remaining names. Repeat until you get it down to one name").

 28: The Naming: (Blow your whistle to bring back the naming nominee). "We've had many suggestion on what to name you. Some of them include (recite top few). But, hence forth and forevermore, until we decide to change it, you shall be known as __________." "Here's to _______" he/she's true blue, he/she's a hasher thru and thru. He/she's piss pot so they say. Tried to go to heave but he/she turned out gay. Drink it down, down,...." (Repeat steps 25-28 for each naming candidate and then turn the circle back over to the RA when you are finished).

29: Departing Hashers: (Get enough flower to cover a person's shoes and a piece of chalk and then say) "Will _____ please join me in the circle?" (put flower on the departee's shoes so as to leave an outline of their shoes and then say) "Please take about 5 spaces backwards" (Write the person's name in front of their feet outline with chalk, or flour).  "Will someone please take a picture of this! (Then sing) "We hate to see you go, We hate to see you go. We hope the f*ck you never come back, but we hate to see you go. Drink it down, down, down down,....."  "Okay, you may now leave. Goodbye & good luck, you f*cking f*ck!"

30: Announcements:  "Where & when is the next JRH3 hash?" (pause) "Where's the on after and how do you ge there? (pause and then say). Are there any other announcments? (pause and then say)"Pots on the floor! "Swing low, sweet chariot, cuming  4  2  carry me home. Swing low, sweet chariot, cuming  4  2  carry me home. I looked over Jordon and what did eye C? Coming 4  2 carry me home. A band of angels, cuming after me, cuming 4  2 carry me home. If you get there before eye doo, coming 4  2 carry me home. Tell all my friends, I'm cuming 2, cuming 4  2 carry me home. May the hash go in peace". (The pack normally responds with May the hash get a piece).