Moral Code of Conduct
During the Jolly Roger H3 Cruises

It is imperative, to ensure the continuation of Hash Cruises, that you abide by the following guidelines:

• If you wouldn't say it, wear it, or post it in front of children, parent, co-workers, or clients, don't say it, wear it or post it while among the general population of the ship or islands. This includes putting stuff on your cabin door.
   

• If you have some special lingerie, or risqué item of clothing, wear it under your street or hash clothing, revealing it only to hashers and only while in circle or other isolated/private areas.
   

• Hash songs are not as clever or engaging to the general public as they are to us. Refrain from singing these songs until we are in circle or in other isolated/private areas. The dining rooms are definitely not the place for hash songs.
   

• Refrain from suggestive or explicit sexual activities in public. Save it for the privacy of your cabin.
   

• Topless in not Okay anywhere in public areas while aboard ship, including the hot tubs. And, this ship no longer has a topless sun tanning area. Save it for the cabins.
   

• If a conflict develops between you and staff, or a non-hash guest, please refrain from engagement and report the incident immediately to me, Dabadoo, or Gay Rodeo Clown and we will handle it.
   

• Do not bring any toy weapons (swords, knives, etc), restraining devices (hand cuffs, nooses, etc), or masks aboard ship. We are only pretend pirates. Lets not scare security or other guests.
   

• Remember, above all, you are an ambassador of your country, state, city, profession and kennel and you are expected to conduct yourself accordingly. You are a guest and you will most likely be  intoxicated at some point, which makes you wrong and at fault in the event of any accident or altercation.
   

• Take care of each other and don't allow any behavior that can bring the authorities into our business.

Dabadoo
JRH3 Founder & GM