Moral Code of Conduct
During the Jolly Roger H3 Cruises
It is imperative, to ensure the continuation of Hash Cruises, that you
abide by the following guidelines:
If you wouldn't say it,
wear it, or post it in front of children, parent, co-workers, or clients,
don't say it, wear it or post it while among the general population of the
ship or islands. This includes putting stuff on your cabin door.
If you have some special
lingerie, or risqué item of clothing, wear it under your street or hash
clothing, revealing it only to hashers and only while in circle or other
isolated/private areas.
Hash songs are not as clever
or engaging to the general public as they are to us. Refrain from singing
these songs until we are in circle or in other isolated/private areas. The
dining rooms are definitely not the place for hash songs.
Refrain from suggestive or
explicit sexual activities in public. Save it for the privacy of your cabin.
Topless in not Okay anywhere
in public areas while aboard ship, including the hot tubs. And, this ship no
longer has a topless sun tanning area. Save it for the cabins.
If a conflict develops between
you and staff, or a non-hash guest, please refrain from engagement and
report the incident immediately to me, Dabadoo, or Gay Rodeo Clown and we
will handle it.
Do not bring any toy weapons
(swords, knives, etc), restraining devices (hand cuffs, nooses, etc), or
masks aboard ship. We are only pretend pirates. Lets not scare security or
other guests.
Remember, above all, you are
an ambassador of your country, state, city, profession and kennel and you
are expected to conduct yourself accordingly. You are a guest and you will
most likely be intoxicated at some point, which makes you wrong and at
fault in the event of any accident or altercation.
Take care of each other and don't allow any behavior that can bring the authorities into our business.
Dabadoo
JRH3 Founder & GM