The below positions are appointed by the Flounder. They come and go based on regular, recent attendance, involvement and performance. If a JRH3 Mismanagement member's attendance drops below 5 out of the last 10 they will be considered as an "Honorary Member" of  JRH3  Mismanagement, which just means they won't be asked to vote on things. Even appearances count for attendance, but not for headbands. If you want a mismanagement position, just start doing something and you will eventually be appointed to that position. If not, then ask the Flounder/GM and he will likely appoint you to that position, as long as you set a good example as a Jolly Roger hasher. However, there are normally not more than one primary and two alternates for any one position, unless the Flounder/GM decides that there is a reason for more. 

Acts as the Grand Master (GM), stands around and tries to look important, brings the beer, recruits and trains hares, keeps the JRH3 web page current, keeps track of multiples, writes all this crap you're reading, appoints mismanagement members, takes photos, keeps track of hash cash, and finances everything when there is no hash cash.

Fills in when the GM is absent, runs the circles and conducts hash religion when the RA is absent. Writes hash trashes, makes movies, for significant events, conducts namings and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Sets trail on short notice when nobody else volunteers.

Brings the chips & beverages when the Primary Beer Meister cannot attend and otherwise helps out as necessary.

On Sec
Commandeered in 2009
 Recent attendance 8/10

Rectal Room Mate

Assists in collecting hash cash, signing people in, feeds down down data to the RA, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers, acts as the Alternate Naming Mistress / Master when he / she is not present and otherwise help out as necessary.

Runs the circles and conducts hash religion.

Takes photos during the hash.

Fills in when the GM is absent. Leads us in songs at on afters, gives massages and otherwise helps out as necessary.

BlindPussy

Blesses the hares, the trail and the holy ale. Leads the hash in song when asked by the RA & teaches songs to new hashers.

The below positions are appointed by the Flounder based on the same criteria as for mismanagement position. Routine attendance and involvement is less of a factor, however, they must attend at least 1 out of the last 10 runs to remain on this list, except for KittyLitter, our snow bird, who's attendance has proven to be outstanding when he is here.

Designs & sells haberdashery items (shirts, etc), manages big events and otherwise helps out as necessary.

 On Sec
Commandeered in 2009
 Recent attendance 4/10

Assists in collecting hash cash, signing people in, feeds down down data to the RA, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers, acts as the Alternate Naming Mistress / Master when he / she is not present and otherwise help out as necessary.

Make sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Commandeered in 2003

Commandeered in 2004

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