Acts as the Grand Master (GM), stands around and tries to look important, brings the beer, recruits and trains hares, keeps the JRH3 web page current, keeps track of multiples, writes all this crap you're reading, appoints mismanagement members, takes photos, keeps track of hash cash, and finances everything when there is no hash cash.

The below positions are appointed by the GM. They come and go based on regular, recent attendance, involvement and performance. If a JRH3 mismanagement member's attendance drops below 5 out of the last 10 (local hashes) they will be considered as a "Honorary Member" of  JRH3  mismanagement, which just means they won't be asked to vote on things. Even appearances count for attendance, but not for awards. If you want a mismanagement position, just start doing something and you will eventually be appointed to that position. If not, then ask the GM and you will likely be appointed to that position, as long as you set a good example as a Jolly Roger hasher. However, there are normally not more than one primary and two alternates for any one position, unless the GM decides there is a reason for more.  Members are listed in order of most recent attendance. Out of town hashes do not count against mismanagement attendance. The below positions are listed in order of best attendance.

F*ckle Up
 

Conducts hash religion, blesses the hares, acts as Alt GM and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Conducts hash religion, blesses the hares, acts as Alt GM, sets trail when nobody else volunteers or someone has to bail, takes photos during the hash and the on after and otherwise helps out as necessary.

On Sec
Alt Beer Meister
Commandeered in 2009 & 2011
 Recent attendance 9/10

Rectal Room Mate

Collects information from virgins and JRH3 first timers that live in the area, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers, feeds down down data to the RA, brings the beverages & chips when the Primary Beer Meister cannot attend and otherwise help out as necessary.

Writes the hash trash and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Make sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Suggests possible naming candidates to the GM, hands out naming questionnaire forms to candidates, sees that complete questionnaires get passed around, introduces potential naming candidates during the circle at the start, reads the naming questionnaire to the pack during the circle at the end, provides the RA with the questionnare to  conduct the naming and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Collects information from virgins and JRH3 first timers that live in the area, does a roll call at the end to make sure everyone made it in, advises the hare(s) to go look for missing hashers, feeds down down data to the RA, make sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Conducts hash religion, blesses the hares, acts as Alt GM brings the beverages & chips when the Primary Beer Meister cannot attend and otherwise help out as necessary.

Conducts raffles during the hash, brings the beverages & chips when the Primary Beer Meister cannot attend and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Leads the hash in songs, hash aerobics and ensures the pack is ready come up with songs when asked by the RA and otherwise helps out as necessary.

The below positions are appointed by the Flounder based on the same criteria as for mismanagement positions. Routine attendance and involvement is less of a factor, however, they must attend at least 1 out of the last 10 local hashes to remain on this list unless they are temporarily out of the area for reasons they have no control over such as on military orders or business.

Make sure the people doing down downs have adequate beer. Pours beer throughout the circle and otherwise helps out as necessary.

Commandeered in 2003

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2004

Commandeered in 2005

Commandeered in 2005

Commandeered in 2005

Commandeered in 2005

Commandeered in 2006

Commandeered in 2007