Hash Trash

JRH3 Trail #1716
Wed, Oct 16th, 2024
Dab's Hillsborough Hooter's Hash Trail
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Hare Toast

Bless this hare,
Bless this trail,
Doggus no bite us,
Coldus no Freezus,
Fallen Trees no Trippus,
Storm cleanup crews no clean us,

I am better when I’m GRITTY!!!
And when someone shows their TITTIES!

Compliments of Gritty Kitty

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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JRH3 Trail #1716, Oct 16th, 2024: Final Draft: Yours Truly, Dab, was the hare. My niece, Just Jennifer, visiting in FL, was supposed to drive up from Ft Lauderdale and be my co-hare, but we had less than 6 people as of Tue night and it didn't seem like anyone else was going to be signing up to attend. So, she understandably bailed. I don't blame her. It would've cost her hundreds of dollars and hours of driving time to drive up to Tampa and fly home from here instead of Ft Lauderdale. But then we got 10 after all. Which isn't bad considering people are still in recovering from Hurricane Milton last week.

I also acted as Beer Meister & On Sec, while Gritty Kitty was volun-told to collect hash cash and act as RA during both the circles at the start and the end. Bi-N-Bulk attended, so she resumed her duties as the Hash Flash.

JRH3 first timer, Navy type, Jack Off Ginger (JOG), transplanting from Germany about 2 months ago, was the FRB and 2 Thighs was our FBI. No F'k No Bond won the Brainless Award for complaining about not seeing any boobies on trail when there was a show right next to him at the beer stop, but he was too busy to notice since he was on the phone doing business.

Locked Up Abroad, our most previous Brainless Award winner cleansed the award for No F'k No Bond and was then presented with a JRH3 100 Run banana/headband for accomplishing his 100th JRH3 trail with us on this trail. Congratulations!

We did an instant naming on Just Rick K. Only named hashers could vote on this proposed hash name for him and the vote had to be unanimous or the naming would be tabled to some other time. Rick was named Spermacidal because he collects biological specimens for a living and he kind of walked around in a daze tonight on trail.

After a short version of Swing Low, 8 of us ate at Hooters, the on after.

All in all it was just another shitty trail and hash.

We need a hare for next Wed, Oct 23rd!

For more info on this hash, go to https://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2024_10_16.htm, unless you're already here reading this trash on the JRH3 website and not on FB.

Dab
GM & Hare

None provided thus far.

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Approximate Map of Trail

Trail Info (actual data)

NOTE: WE NEED AT LEAST 6 "FIRM" RSVPS FOR THIS TRAIL OR IT WILL BECOME JRH3 DRINKING PRACTICE AT THE HILLSBOROUGH HOOTER'S, HOSTED BY 2 RUNG CIRCUS. TO SEE WHO'S GOING SO FAR, SCROLL DOWN TO THE "CONSOLIDATED WHO'S GOING LIST" NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE PROMOTION.

Where: Hillsborough Hooters, 4215 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa, FL 33614, https://g.page/TampaHooters?share.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, in Hooters.

Check In: 6 - 7 PM, Hooters' NE parking lot, https://goo.gl/maps/3E9fQ.

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level TBD (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, trail.

Hare: Dab.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider, hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, or Zelle to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: In Hooters.

Consolidated Who's Going List: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1716.htm, from all sources.

RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on the Facebook Event, at https://www.facebook.com/share/iZ7uoWsbwCjkzpNT/, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.