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JRH3 Trail #1715
Wed, Oct 2nd, 2024
Locked Up A Broad's Beer Day Hash Trail
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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JRH3 Trail #1715, Oct 2nd, 2024: 1st Draft: Locked Up A Broad was the hare, Yours Truly Dab was the Beer Meister & On Sec, while KISS was the RA and Free Willy acted as our new Hash Flash.

I was the FRB, even though I had to leave the pack and go back to the beer van, at the start, to get my flashlight. Labia was the FBI, yet again.

Locked Up A Broad won the Brainless Award, again, but this time for not briefing his virgin, Virgin Dawson C, about how to follow trail properly (he disappeared into the distance within the first 1/2 mile of trail, probably thinking this was some sort of race) and for canceling his trail the previous week just because of some sort of approaching bad weather phenomena (Hurricane Helene, which didn't arrive until Thursday) and for getting almost everybody lost on trail.

During circle at the end we recognized An Audi Broke My Heine, formerly Just Ed S, for accomplishing his 10th JRH3 trail, most of which were done during our 2024 hash cruise and for being gone too long, as this was the first time we've seen him since that cruise.

FYI, our next hash cruise is this coming Jan 18-25, 2025 out of Ft Lauderdale, FL, visiting Key West, FL, one of the Bimini Islands, Puerto Plata/Amber Cove, Dominican Republic and either Nassau, Bahamas, or Haiti (still to be determined), and cabins are still available (for complete info, go to https://www.jollyrogerh3.com/PIHC2025.htm.

Since this was Locked Up A Broad's Beer Day Hash Trail we sang Happy Beer Day F'K You to him, KISS and one other hasher who's name escapes me. As a beer day gift, Labia brought Locked a toy sperm doll filled with some sort of alcoholic white liquid, which Locked drank in front of everyone and then let out a sperm burp just because he could.

Accolades go out to Tumble Cry and his expecting, betrothed, Lips Of Steel, for making the long journey from Valrico to St Pete, for this hash, although I think I actually traveled further coming from Wesley Chapel. Conversely, gone too long, How I Met My Member and My Invagination were also in attendance because trail was on their side of the bay this week. Hopefully they will show up next week as well since hares 2 Rung Circus and An Audi Broke My Heine are threatening to lay a trail on this side again, but not quite as far south. I believe Carrilon Town Center was mentioned, which is just on the west side of the Howard Franklin Bridge to the north, in Feather Sound, https://maps.app.goo.gl/DMeTabkmCZH4N9WW7.

Also, Math Sucks . . made an appearance at the start, but did not do trail.

All in all it was just another shitty trail and hash.

For more info on this hash, go to https://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2024_10_02.htm, unless you're already here reading this trash on the JRH3 website and not on FB.

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Theme: Its Locked Up A Broad's (LUAB) Beer Day Hash Trail, Take 2! It was scheduled for last Wed, Sep 25th, but had to be cancelled due to Hurricane Helene. We should be giving LUAB presents for his beer day, but instead, he is giving us one by laying this fantastic trail for us!

Where: Harvey's 4th Street Grill, 3121 4th St N, St. Petersburg, FL 33704, https://maps.app.goo.gl/EPWc23m6Q1TKXuf99.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, in Harvey's 4th Street Grill.

Check In: 6 -7 PM, in the parking lot in front of Harvey's, https://maps.app.goo.gl/GEX1srfZgj2FFUwD9.

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mile trail, with a shiggy level TBD, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest.

Safety: Carry a mobile phone and a flashlight and/or a headlamp, on trail. Its starting to get dark out early now!

Hare: LUAB.

Hash Cash: $4 water, $7 cheap beer, or $10 fancy pants drinks. All include snacks. Pay by cash, check, Venmo (at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS), or Zelle, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.