JRH3 Trail #1638
Wed, Apr 12th, 2023
Jewban Penile Crisis'
Analversary Trail
https://fb.me/e/3oNjkFmTK
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Hare Toast
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Standard
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Jewban Penile Crisis was the hare, Wish Bone Her was the RA for the start and Bovine From Behind was the RA at the end. Bovine was the FRB, Math was the FBI and Jewban won the brainless award for various hare infractions.
Dab
JRH3 GM
Expanded Hash Trash
Jewban brought us to an area of north
Tampa to celebrate his hashiversary and the 2nd ever running of the Havana H3.
For some of us the drive was nearly as far as the distance from FL to Cuba. But
he provided Mojitos which were definitely worth the trip. Some of us must have
imbibed too much or else the trail was laid en espanol, because we walked the
first 3/4 mile of trail multiple times and couldn't figure the rest out. Dabadoo,
while wandering that loop with 2 harriettes, explained that he couldn't bang us
both because he'd get (more?) confused. Less confused than usual, 2rung easily
followed trail to beer check. Or maybe CLIT, fueled by lots of matzo for the
holiday, helped him out. Hazukashii, who lost trail and unknowingly ran right
past beer check, was just looking forward to some spaetzle at the on after. I
dunno, is there a German-Cuban-Passover joke in there somewhere? Back at the
start, Wish & MathSucks popped a squat together behind an office building, and
then 4 teenagers popped out of the dark right behind them. Wishboneher was so
embarrassed she left before the runners even made it in. Bovine RA'd a fun,
quick circle, but made the faux pas of asking the one harriette still present
her age during a birthday down down. Next up, Haystack hares; location TBA.
Math Sucks . .
JRH3 Scribe
Approximate Map of True Trail
Compliments of Hazukashii
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1638
Wed, Apr 12th, 2023
Jewban Penile Crisis'
Analversary Trail
https://fb.me/e/3oNjkFmTK
Theme:
This will be Jewban's Analversary Trail and the second running of the Havana
Hash House Harriers, so there will be mojitos.
Where:
"Near" Mr Dunderbak's Biergarten and Brewery, 14929 Bruce B Downs Blvd, Tampa,
FL 33613,
https://goo.gl/maps/PMFYEmZ3jUvMtmyA9.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5 - 6 PM, at Mr Dunderbak's, https://goo.gl/maps/5GqMNrvW8LcdUQAk8.
Check In: 6 - 7 PM, in the west parking lot of Pediatrix Cardiology, 15045 Bruce B Downs Blvd, Tampa, FL 33647, https://goo.gl/maps/Z3BNLE367BYw9Gh76. Its across the street (Gilligan's Way), just NE of Dunderbak's.
Trail:
7 PM, 3+ trail with a shiggy level
of 0.69 (on a 1-5 scale),
www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Safety:
Please carry your mobile phone
on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make
sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at
this hash. Also, bring a head
lamp,
or
flashlight,
and maybe
reflective attire,
as the later part of this trail will be in the dark.
Hare: Jewban Penile Crisis.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water,
regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider,
hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at
https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, or Zelle to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text
# 813-943-4855.
On After:
Same as the on before, at Mr Dunderbak's,
https://goo.gl/maps/UHbqdVnb1E1EgYMJ6.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1638.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on
the Facebook Event, at
https://fb.me/e/3oNjkFmTK, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media
accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support
you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at
this trail.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-04-12-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number: Dab, JRH3 GM, 813-943-4855.