JRH3 Trail #1632
Wed, Mar 1st, 2023
Shiting Bull's - Yeoman's Cask and Lion
- Trail
https://fb.me/e/3bOoJXsqO
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Hare Toast
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Standard
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Shitting Bull
and Math Sucks were the hares, KISS was the RA, Haystack was the FRB, Wish Bone
Her was the FBI and Haystack got the Brainless Award for almost getting into a
fight with muggles while on trail for bumping into their women.
Dab
JRH3 GM
Expanded Hash Trash
Shitting Bull’s 7-Bridges Trail. Last week we gathered in
downtown Tampa to hash among the high-rises and homeless. Parking was a pricey
pain in the ass, and Dabadoo was awestruck by the 20-year old pay station
technology. The trail was a prelay and Math Sucks swept trail to ensure the
boogie new bars along the way hadn’t swept away our marks. How’d that go? You
guessed it – she got a little lost! We also thought Bovine From Behind got lost
on the college campus but it turns out he just met some friendly co-eds that
wanted to hear his naming story. Haystack also had a run-in with some random
women, but he was not so smooth and ended up offending a pack of angry lesbians
who then tried to chase him down. Good thing he’s such an FRB! Along true trail,
there were a couple points where gates were locked and we had to work together
to find a workaround. Orange Is The New Snatch eventually cracked the code that
what crosses over a bridge must also come back, and thus a small pack of
brilliant hashers successfully short cutted a whopping 0.69 miles off the end of
trail. Instead of taking the shortcut, Ana lBeadz and 2Rung instead followed
KISS - who not only lost trail but then didn’t know how to work the GPS on her
phone. Wish Bone Her, who lazily drove her car the 2 blocks from her apartment
to start, redeemed herself by retaining the FBI chain.
Math Sucks . .
Approximate Map of True Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1632
Wed, Mar 1st, 2023
Shiting Bull's - Yeoman's Cask and Lion
- Trail
https://fb.me/e/3bOoJXsqO
Where: Downtown Tampa, https://goo.gl/maps/XHrE1MSGFo8iaBPY7.
On Before (Dinner/Drinks): 5-6 PM, in
Yeoman's Cask and Lion,
202 N Morgan St, Tampa, FL 33602,
https://goo.gl/maps/vQbGY12MYBXQPeor7.
Check In: 6-7
PM, in the parking lot immediately to the south
of Yeaman's at 516 E Washington Ave, Tampa, FL 33602,
https://goo.gl/maps/NABrUxSNDVXz86W47.
Parking:
The beer van will be in the
above lot at premium parking prices. Suggest everyone
else park on the streets nearby where it is costs $1 an
hour to park. There is no big event going on so there
should be plenty of spaces available.
Trail: 7
PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1, on a 1-5 scale where 5 is
the toughest, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, regular beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, regular beers, hard cider, hard seltzer & craft beers and snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App, or Zelle to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you, in case you get lost, so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.
Hare: Shitting
Bull.
On After: Yeoman's.
RSVP
Requested:
To RSVP,
click on "GOING" on the Facebook
Event at
https://fb.me/e/3bOoJXsqO,
send an email to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
or a text to 813-943-4855 (any
media accepted). Let us know if
you plan to attend so we can
properly plan to support you.
Let us know your beverage of
choice and we will try to have
it for you at this trail.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1632.htm.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2023-03-01-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number: Dab, JRH3 GM, 813-943-4855.