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Hare Toast
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Metawhorical Sunshine was the hare, KISS was the RA, Math Sucks was the Acting GM, On Sec, Hash Cash and Beer Meister, Shitting Bull was the FRB, Math Sucks was the FBI and Just Ashley H won the Brainless Award for being too ripe-for-a-name.  The hash welcomed visitors Dildo Shaggins and her virgin (Just ?) as well as gone way to0 long Tongue-In-Cheek.

Dab

Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

It was the first of several Christmas-themed JRH3 trails for the season, and Metawhorical Sunshine brought us to the far away land of Town n’ Country. Math Sucks and Sybian Bull arrived promptly at 6pm with cold beer but were left waiting until 6:59 for anyone to show up. O4Whore and her friend Just MJ were the first to arrive in holiday attire. The usually jovial Just Zora, possibly feeling embarrassed by her own festive outfit, took out some frustration on her canine compatriot and was later jailed in the car for end circle. Opening circle included a surprise zoom call with Tainted Love, some handing out of chalk and chains, and everyone being blinded by KISS’s high-beam cranium light. The beautiful full Cold moon lit our way as we departed on a not-so-urban jaunt that included parts of the Upper Tampa Bay Trail and a bit of shiggy. The pack was confused by multiple marks that had not been discussed in chalk talk, and Accidental Anal was accosted by a muggle who creepily told him “I like to play games…” Back at On In, the strobing street lights were even more dizzying than Just Ashley’s red blinking earrings. But we were all rewarded with a “joke” from her JRH3 first-timer. On Ahead left a little early and was clearly concerned that we would seduce Free Willy in her absence. Dildo Shaggins was the hash hero – the only one to remember to take any pictures. Meta attempted to accuse Tongue in Cheek and multiple other hashers of being gone-too-long, only to realize that she herself was one of the worst offenders. The ripe-for-a-name Just Ashley earned the brainless for complaining on trail about her aching vajayjay, and Math and Shitting Bull retained the FRB chains.

Math Sucks . .

Approximate Map of True Trail

Look up cluster f'ck on maps and you will see it. It was a pick up trail with no advanced scouting.

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1613
Wed, Dec 7th, 2022
Meta's Babes In Boyland Trail

Theme: This is a Christmas season hash. Dress accordingly.

Where: Northwest (Bus) Transfer Center, 8951 W Waters Ave, Tampa FL 33615, https://goo.gl/maps/jLt9vVRVkrLhF14e7.
 
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5-6 PM, Dagwood's, 8458 Sheldon Rd, Tampa, FL 33615, https://goo.gl/maps/AQEnTju2jiMFHB4G7. Its about 100 yards south of the Transfer Station.

Check In: 6-7 PM, West parking area of the Northwest (Bus) Transfer Center, 8951 W Waters Ave, Tampa FL 33615, https://goo.gl/maps/PP3TuA55hRYoKQd87.

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level TBD, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm, trail.

Hare: Metawhorical Sunshine.

GM: Math Sucks . . will be the Acting GM in Dab's absence.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water, craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you in case you get lost so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.

On After: Dagwood's, same as the "On Before", above.