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JRH3 Trail #1609
Wed, Nov 2nd, 2022
KISS's - Day Of The Dead Trail
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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KISS was the hare, Rectal Room Mate was the RA, yours truly, Dabadoo, brought the beer and acted as On Sec & Hash Cash. 3 Holer and/or Anal Beadz was/were the FRB(s), Bi-N-Bulk was the FBI and KISS got the Brainless Award for various hare infractions, none of which I can recall.

Dab

Many thanks go out to our hare, KISS, for keeping us out of the nearby hood and for all those Jell-O shots she made and donated to the hash. This was an awesome spooky trail through the Tampa Memorial Park Cemeteries, in ENE Tampa. The last time we hashed in this area, many years ago, a local gang that called themselves the "neighborhood watch" stopped the pack and robbed the FRB chain from the FRB, Ship Wrecktum, and then threw him up against a van that was parked on the street. But nothing like that happened this time. It was totally safe. We had no problems. We started in an industrial area and stuck mostly to the cemeteries. Trail was just the right length and full of everything you'd ever want for a Dead Of The Dead Trail. FYI, KISS's next JRH3 trail will be her 69th. Get a life!

We welcomed back 3 Holer to the hash, who returned after taking a 2+ month hiatus, while rehabilitating from a recent surgery. Even though he was just a walker on this trail, he was still the FRB, or at he least he was the first one who touched the beer van after trail. Some say it was Anal Beadz (AB), but that was just because he didn't hang around for the circle at the end to defend himself. Too bad, because if AB had stayed for circle, he would've been awarded a 10 Run bandana for completing 10 JRH3 trails. Oh well, he'll get it the next time he attends.

We also welcomed back Just Sarah (Ryan B), who fled town just prior to Hurricane Ian hit Florida back in last September of this year. Actually, his job had him traveling a lot too, so that played a factor in his absence as well.

Rectal Room Mate showed up to act as RA for us since no other RAs were going to attend except for KISS, who was the hare. Rectal's last trail was the JRH3 1600th, back in late August, where he was also acted as RA. Rectal doesn't attend often anymore, but he can always be depended upon to show up when we really need him. Thanks Rectal!

Accolades go out to Bi-N-Bulk, our FBI by default (she was the only female hasher on trail) for taking all of those awesome photos and for opting to try her luck as our newest On Sec for us starting the next time she shows up early enough to sign everyone in and collect hash cash, etc.

Puppy was in attendance and drank for being the recipient of a finger in (or near) his butt hole. The finger in the butt attempt was performed by none other than Rectal Room Mate. Puppy drank for not even even noticing the gesture. He claimed Rectal missed the actual hole. But then, how did he know that he missed?

Free Willy, who lives nearby, showed up after missing a few recent JRH3 trails. Its always nice to see his smiling face.

I was accused of bringing warm beer to the hash because the bags of ice bags I brought were only laying on top of the cans and had not been opened, so they didn't have time to fully chill down the beer. That won't happen again.

Thank you all for attending! It was just another shitty trail, at another shitty hash!

Dab

Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mile, trail, with a shiggy level of .666, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest. The hare promises to keep us out of the nearby hood!

Safety: Please carry your mobile phone on trail with you in case you get lost so we can contact you to make sure your are Okay. The days of no technology on trail is long gone at this hash. Also, bring a head lamp, or flashlight, and maybe reflective attire, as this trail will be in the dark.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water, craft beer & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or ph/text # 813-943-4855.