JRH3 Trail #1584
Wed, May 18th, 2022
Thumper Humper's Pick Up Trail
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Hare Toast & Pick Up Hash
Explanation
Our trail today, will be a pick up hash
So lets send off the first hare, in a dash
We'll give 'em 2 minutes to set their trail
This hare should get caught without fail
Whoever catches them will become the new hare
And we'll give them 2 minutes, just to make it fair
You cannot snare the hare that most recently caught you
Because that would restrict the hares to only just a few
If 5 minutes go by and the hare's still
being sought
The hare should just stop to be easily caught
(unless they want to be called a racist)
Trail will go on for about one hour
Or until we absolutely run out of flour
Once an hour is near it would be very smart
If the hare would lay trail back to the start.
Go back to the start once an hour has passed
As this is the longest trail should last
Repeat after me;
Breast this hare, blast their trail
Packus do catch 'em, without fail
In pursuit of the flour
The fun
And the shitty run
On off!
Basic Hash Trash
(Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner)
Thumper Humper was the
first hare, followed by Shitting Bull, then Oops I Stained It Again, 2 Rung
Circus & Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker and 3 Holer (did I miss anyone?). Free Willy was the FRB,
Takes It Like A Chimp was the FBI and BPAW won the Brainless Award for being late.
Dab
Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)
Coming soon, if anybody writes one...
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe...
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1584
Wed, May 18th, 2022
Thumper Humper's Pick Up Trail
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Theme:
Pick Up Hash!
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Pick%20Up%20Hashes.htm.
Note:
Lady Gag Gag had to reschedule because Rectal Room
Mate tested positive for COVID. Meanwhile, out-of-town visitor
and previous JRH3 hasher, Thumper Humper, requested we set a pick up
trail near her hotel, in, or near YBor City. So we thought we'd
oblige her by letting her be the first hare. SURPRISE!!!
Where:
Elmer's Sports Bar & Cafe, 2003 E 7th Ave, Tampa,
FL 33605,
https://goo.gl/maps/VwbmadoanwKWFobX8.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks:
5 - 6 PM, in Elmer's.
Check In:
6 -7 PM,
parking on west side of
Elmer's,
https://goo.gl/maps/MVpM9RbtyZkv7ZaB8.
Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mile trail, with a shiggy level 1, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest.
1st Hare
: Thumper Humper.On After:
Elmer's.
Who's Going So Far:
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or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to
attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of
choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.
Printable Copy:
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Phone Number: 813-943-4855.