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Hare Toast
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The below standard hare blessing/toast was the approximately what was conducted during this hash.

Standard hare blessing/toast


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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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 2 Rung Circus was the hare, Black And Pecker Anal Wrecker was the RA, Hazukashii was the FRB, Peas On My Face was the FBI and Peas won the Brainless Award for being herself.

Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

So nice to be back in Florida, and on trail with the Jolly Roger H3. I did have a most amazing 10 weeks of hash traveling since my last JRH3 in June though. Hashed in Jordan, Croatia, Germany, Switzerland, Azerbaijan, Denmark, Czechia, Scotland, and Canada. Included several events, while running over 30 hash trails. Next stop Hawaii . . . if anyone is interested, it will be the 30th anniversary of the Aloha H3 . . . all are welcome. https://hashrego.com/events/alohah3-30th-anniversary-2021.

Back to last night's trail . . . probably the BEST 2-Rung trail ever. After cutting behind a couple buildings, trail hit the main road and turned left. Crossing over, we soon found a check back, and trail headed up along the railroad tracks for a long way, with several checks. Eventually, we found trail passing through a hedgerow into a business complex, and a boob check. Patiently waiting for Casual Friday to catch up, we eventually were back on trail back on the main road, where it crossed back over to a which-ee-way. Turning left, we headed back towards the start, only to find a right turn that eventually turned into a false trail. Back to the main road, trail again turned right, up along an off ramp, where we found loads of ankle deep shiggy trail along the highway. Splashing our way along, a beer check was eventually found hidden in the brush, before we crossed back over the highway. We then found a true trail arrow pointing us right once again, and into a park along the dump. From there, it was up the sidewalk and back into the parking lot where loads of cold beer awaited the sweaty pack. A totally S H I T T Y . . . T R A I L. Well done 2-Rung.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1539
Wed, Sep 15th, 2021
2 Rung Circus' Hashiversary Shiggy Trail
FB: https://fb.me/e/JtQMuBFe

Where: West Wood Family Dental, 7408 Monika Manor Dr, Tampa, FL 33625, https://goo.gl/maps/fcPqYEVkqmCrJ8HBA.
 
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Fords Garage, 10413 Sheldon Rd, Tampa, FL 33625, https://goo.gl/maps/aDGsHp21rjZfcdBd7.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, parking area by the dental office.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 3.69 considering all the rain we've been having (1-5 scale with 5 as the toughest), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm. Feet will get wet, tall grass, not bike friendly. Dab will have a work around for the wimpy hashers though.

Hare: 2 Rung Circus.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Smokey Bones, 8020 Citrus Park Dr, Tampa, FL 33625, https://goo.gl/maps/Qjb16AkLvSbQZJUg6.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1539.htm. 
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/JtQMuBFe send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2021_09_15-Printer-Copy.htm.