JRH3 Trail #1533
Wed, Jul 28th, 2021
KISS' Virgin JRH3 Lay
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Hare Toast
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Standard
hare blessing/toast
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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KISS was the hare, On Ahead was the RA,, 2 Rung Circus was the FRB, I Drilled A Dude In The Ass was the FBI and the hare won the Brainless Award.
Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)
“I made it through the wilderness, Somehow I made through-hoohoo”. As the pack
gathered at Weedon Island, the 99.9% humidity from days of rain made it feel
exactly like a sauna, an effect that was even more amplified by the copious
amounts of eucalyptus oil in the air, “it puts the lotion on its skin…” Aptly
associated Cannibis Lickedher and Virgin Shelly were quickly introduced, as KISS
scampered off with a leaky flour bag and instructions for the group that she
picked up from Better Off Dead, “go straight, if something gets in your way,
turn” oh and the parting cry of “don’t expect many marks, just keep going.”
After introducing the group, including the freshly named Tampon String Butt Plug
Masturbating Toe Cheese Sniffing Ass Spelunker Motorboat Drooling Wankmaster (or
something like that, I’m terrible with names) the pack gave chase. Well, sort
of, as they were met by an immediate Turkey Eagle split with a foreign (probably
from Virginia) mark that immediately sent the Eagles flapping their arms wildly
like the whitest breakdancers you ever saw….actually that had nothing to do with
the mark, they were just getting eaten alive by bugs.
Trail did not disappoint, after a check back up an observation tower (craftily
disguised as a shot stop sans shots) it quickly became evident that the hounds
had only 2 options….Getting wet or bleeding. With most embracing the moist
option, they slogged on, ever more painfully aware of washing and sweating off
their bug spray.
Mother Nature provided the pack with a wide array of animal life on trail. One
molested tortoise, crabs, huge crunchy spiders, and a coiled snake - identified
by the resident hash herpetologist as a pit viper (he also claimed to be a pilot
so I’m really thinking he was just watching some crappy Samuel L Jackson movie
while sitting in coach with his knees crammed into his tray table), oh! And many
many mozzies (if you’re Aussie) 2 Rung continued his habit of using the hash as
a training *un, and managed to eek out 10K on a 5K trail. At least next week he
won’t be weighed down by the FRB chain.
In lieu of down-downs there was a dance off of leg slapping hoedown moves and
more oily rubdowns, because seriously…that Olympic flag bearer from Tonga, did
everyone see that dude? … oops! Sorry, I digress, but I mean, the grass skirt
and the oiled pecs…
“Touched for the very first time…”
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe.
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1533
Wed, Jul 28th, 2021
KISS' Virgin JRH3 Lay
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Where:
Weeding Island Preserve, 1800 Weedon Dr, NE St Petersburg 33702, https://goo.gl/maps/FRSAEcQtxC6GUD4o9.
On
Before/Dinner & Drinks:
5:30 - 6:30 PM,
Kahunas Bar & Grill, 10515 Gandy
Blvd N, St. Petersburg, FL 33702,
https://goo.gl/maps/npQgCaA6y6FgwpEJA.
Check In:
6:30 - 7:30 PM, Weeding Island Preserve parking lot, 1800 Weedon Dr, NE St Petersburg 33702, https://goo.gl/maps/FRSAEcQtxC6GUD4o9.Trail:
7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale with 5 as the toughest), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm. Recommend bringing a dry pair of shoes along as your feet might get wet!Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: Kahunas.
Who's Going So Far:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1533.htm.
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