JRH3 Trail #1531
Wed, Jul 14th, 2021
Bum Chum's
French Bastille/Independence Day Trail

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Hare Toast
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Standard hare blessing/toast


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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Bum Chum was the hare, Dark Helmet was the RA, 2 Rung Circus was the FRB, Cow Fluffer was the FBI and the hare, Bum Chum won the Brainless Award. We welcomed first time JRH3er's Power Sleezy, Just Kevin M and Savage Splitter.



Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

The Return of the Head Guy: It was a dark and stormy night…until it wasn’t. The rain was pissing down until the RA, Dark Helmet, parted the clouds with the blessing of the hare, Bum Chum, allowing the pack to enjoy a balmy Florida evening. The occasion was marked by the return of Dabadoo and his new metal detector-triggering bionic knee. Welcome back, Dab!

Despite the fact that Bum Chum’s legs are twice as long as everyone else’s, she requested a 20 minute head start as a solo virgin hare, and set off with what appeared to be 3oz of flour, a piece of chalk, and a few squares of toilet paper. Since no one was keeping time, 20 minutes flew by (probably because it was more like 10 minutes.) and the pack gave chase, only to immediately be flustered at a traffic circle ….just like all Florida drivers.

As 12 hashers ran in 12 different directions, one was bound to stumble upon trail. And the chase was on! Past the marina, through several pretty preserve areas (that the hare kept pristine by not actually using any trail marks), and eventually the shining beacon of SN was spotted on a wall. But alas, there was no shot to be found. As we later learned, our hare, who stands about 6’12, wrote SS on the wall at eye level….her eye level…. But, not to be deterred, and now quite thirsty, the pack once again gave chase as the trail moved into more urban areas, complete with Bastille Day fireworks (or maybe gunshots), and a tour of the new developments of the Skyway Marina District. At least we think so, since the hare didn’t even seem to be able to spare a square at this point. Obviously, Bum Chum has learned a haring trick or 2 from Hazukashi as the trail wound through parking lots, around buildings, and eventually to a beer stop at about 4 miles into a 4.1 mile trail.
 
Rectal Roommate accidentally found himself the FRB by simply going the opposite direction of every arrow laid down by 2 Rung and suddenly pulled up lame (oh my hammie!) 40 feet from the on-in to sandbag his way out of the chain.

Dark Helmet attempted to punish the hare, but she gave him a little hip bump (to the shoulder) that sent him flying and got away with just earning the brainless award for not realizing that myopic midgets can’t see her marks that high up.
 
In circle, Dab was called out for the first time in 1500+ runs for gone too long, Bum Chum earned a blow job and Spread Cheeks, who was busy devouring 3 bags of WaWa food, had to set his Asian lice bowl down to receive his 150th run headband.
 
In all, a fabulous trail and hope to see everyone next week for HPV’s trail in Seminole Heights!

On On! ~Fluffer



Approximate Map of True Trail

Coming soon, maybe.



Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1531
Wed, Jul 14th, 2021
Bum Chum's
French Bastille/Independence Day Trail

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Theme: French Bastille/Indépendance Day! Nothing special required, but if anyone wants to wear bleu, blanc, or rouge they are certainly welcome to.

Where: Pet Supermarket, 5001 34th St S, St Petersburg, FL 33711, https://goo.gl/maps/EbKnsta6mryGPgin7.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Tiki Docks Skyway Bar + Grill, 3769 50th Ave S, St. Petersburg, FL 33711, https://g.page/tikidocksstpete?share.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, PetSupermarket's rear parking lot, https://goo.gl/maps/dzJqRjfQduyutwmaA.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 2 (1-5 scale with 5 as the toughest), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Hare:
Bum Chum. This will be Bum Chum's Virgin JRH3 Lay!

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After:  Tiki Docks Skyway Bar + Grill.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1531.htm.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on the Facebook Event, at
https://fb.me/e/6fVOoFa6k, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2021_07_14-Printer-Copy.htm.