JRH3 Trail #1527
Wed, Jun 9th, 2021
While The Cat's Away...
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Hare Toast
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Standard
hare blessing/toast
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Math Sucks was the hare, Rectal Room Mate was the RA, Locked Up Abroad was the FRB, Fluffer was the FBI and Rectal won the Brainless Award.
Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)
Well, it was billed as “When the Cat’s Away” hash, and every effort was made to
abuse our recuperating founder, Dabadoo. Most of it was tongue and cheek, like
no clipboard, singing ‘Hares of her Dinky Di Do’, (and a Wall of C*ck on trail),
but the only part that disappointed me was it was to short. Dab apparently has
an unwritten rule that trails under 2 miles don’t really count, so hares need to
ensure that they acquire adequate distance of true trail. So, moving right on to
trail, after we assembled about 15 hashers in the parking lot, with two visitors
(one a virgin), and a couple ‘long time no see’ hashers, we were off on this
dead hare trail. Out of the parking lot, and onto the road, the pack soon found
a long check back, that led back towards the Gandy bridge. Binging and banging
through a couple neighborhoods, and a beer stop, we eventually had a small water
crossing, a bit of grass, and then the on in along Gandy . . . all in a true
trail length of 1.9 miles. I managed to get in 2.75 with various checking and
false trails . . . but was still too short. 😊 It was well marked, and kept us
guessing, while getting in a few decent obstacles. Stand in GM, Rectal Roommate,
managed to keep us all entertained in circle, along with welcoming our visitors.
Well done to Math Sucks for setting trail (but let’s get the miles in from here
on out). 😊 On after was at Kahuna’s, and nearly the entire pack turned up for
food and fun, and GOOD TIMES were had by all. And NOBODY tell Dabadoo anything
about what happened. Wink wink.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
Theme:
While our GM, Dab, is recovering from
knee surgery, will we be doing shots while singing S&M man at an elementary
school? Who knows what we'll try to get away with this evening with NO
supervision! Come ready for anything.
Where: THE STARTING LOCATION HAS CHANGED TO "Anytime
Fitness, 10660 Gandy Blvd, St Petersburg, FL 33702,
https://g.page/AnytimeFitnessGandy?share, 0.2 mi east of the Goodwill
store.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks:
5:30 - 6:30 PM,
Kahuna's, 10515 Gandy Blvd N, St
Petersburg, FL 33702,
https://goo.gl/maps/55f2jKREukjzfEB19.
Check In:
6:30 - 7:30 PM,
THE CHECK
IN LOCATION HAS CHANGED TO "Behind
Anytime Fitness,
https://goo.gl/maps/Gyz3Fs5Cd4H4CQoJ9".
Trail:
7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy
level 1
(1-5 scale with 5 as the
toughest),
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hare:
Math Sucks...
On After:
Kahuna's.
Who's Going So Far:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1527.htm.
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the Facebook event, at