JRH3 Trail #1521
Wed, Apr 28th, 2021
Rectal's Beer Day Hash
Bring Gifts!
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Hare Toast
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Here's to Rectal Room Mate..
Our birthday boy
He's our hare
And a real boy toy

His trail is pre-laid
So he can't be caught
Just enjoy following trail
And what not

Its going to be dark
on trail tonight
So be very careful
And carry a light

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hare do delightus 

In the name of the flour, the ale
And the shitty trail

Which way is on out?


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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Rectal Room Mate was the hare, Dark Helmet was the RA, 2 Rung was the FRB and Cow Fluffer was the FBI. Septic Yank was the was the Brainless Award winner even though he wasn't there, Yours Truly Dabadoo, acted as the On Sec, Hash Cash and Beer Meister and KISS acted as Hash Flash.
Dab



Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)

Jolly Roger H3 #1521

Trail number FOUR of 8 in the continuing saga of this farcical endeavor. OR . . . and then there were 4 (Masterbator Interrogator has dropped out of the running).
Our hare (Rectal Roommate) took us on an adventure in Brandon last night, followed by a pack of about 12 in chase . . . well, not really (it was a dead hare trail). 😊 There were plenty of brambles, and sidewalk, as this trail left the 3 runners waiting for the rest to meander on home. Surprisingly little trail treasure made its way back to the circle, considering the crap we ran through. Dark Helmet led us in circle, with much joy and frivolity, as we celebrated the end of Rectal’s most recent lap around the sun. In the end, it was indeed, just another S H I . . . sing it with me . . . T T Y . . . 

Hazukashii



Approximate Map of True Trail





Trail Info (actual data)

Theme: This is Rectal Room Mate's Beer Day Hash!  Everyone is encouraged to bring Rectal a gift, even if its a on old pair of smelly socks. Gag gifts are Okay too! 

Where:
Parking lot behind Ethan Allen Furniture Store, 10015 E Adamo Dr, Tampa, FL 33619, https://goo.gl/maps/q7nGdkawWiLLjrgC6

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Brandon Hooters, 10023 E Adamo Dr, Tampa, FL 33619, https://g.page/BrandonHooters?share.  They have great crab legs! The chicken is Okay too.

Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, behind Ethan Allan, https://goo.gl/maps/tzTL2naMim9jems56.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, with 1.5 maximum shiggy level (1-5 scale with 5 as the toughest), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.

Hare:
Rectal Room Mate, the beer day boy!

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: Brandon Hooters.

Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1521.htm.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING on the Facebook Event, at https://fb.me/e/1I2BUhoPB
send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let us know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2021_04_28-Printer-Copy.htm
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