Here's to Hazukashii
He's our hare
His trail is live
In case you care.
So try to catch the hare
If you can
But you'll have to be faster
Than this here man
Its going to be dark
So please carry a light
Because this trail
Will be at night
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour
And the shitty trail
How much time do you need?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Hazukashii was the hare, Dark
Helmet was the RA and Dab acted as OnSec, Hash Cash, Hash
Flash, Beer Meister and GM. O-Face MountaiN was the FRB, Math Sucks.. was the FBI
and Septic Yank won the Brainless Award for coming into the end super late/being
dead f'cking Last (DFL). Septic also drank for falling down on trail and getting
Commentary (Expanded Hash Trash)
It was another one of those evenings, where 15 hashers say
they are coming, and only 7 show up. But it was a robust trail, and with the
exception of Septic Yank taking a spill, everyone seemed to enjoy the trail. 5
miles for eagles, 4 miles for the walkers. Good times.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1506
Wed, Jan 20th, 2021
Hazukashii's 27th JRH3 Lay
Public FB @ https://www.facebook.com/events/406035543940133/
Private FB @ https://www.facebook.com/events/3793746217312943
What: Running trail
based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists
Where: Lowe's Home Improvement, 6275 W Waters Ave, Tampa, FL 33634, https://goo.gl/maps/ARNXzzokeV37uvum8.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, Mission BBQ, 5602 W Waters Ave, Tampa, FL 33634, https://goo.gl/maps/CWeSvzLxwkymciie9.
Check In: 6:30-7:30 PM, Lowe's SE corner parking lot, https://goo.gl/maps/gdR9de7NzzjdDJxb7.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3-4+ mi, turkey/eagle shiggy level of 3, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Note: Due to COVID-19, face masks and social distancing is strongly encouraged during this hash. So bring your masks.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to firstname.lastname@example.org, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: Tampa Joe’s, 9316 Anderson Rd, Tampa, FL 33634, https://goo.gl/maps/wFr7aQHrsacZ6sdw8.
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1506.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING, MAYBE or INTERESTED', as applicable, on the Public Facebook event at @ https://www.facebook.com/events/406035543940133/, or if you want to be incognito, at the Private Facebook event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/3793746217312943. Or, send an email to email@example.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let me, firstname.lastname@example.org, or 813-943-4855, know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.
Printable Copy: http://www.2021_01_20-Printer-Copy.htm.