Here's to Hazukashii
He's our hare
His trail is live
In case you care.
Its going to be dark
So please carry a light
Because this trail
Will be at night
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour
And the shitty trail
How much time do you need?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Hazukashii was the live hare, HPV was the RA, Dab acted as Hash
Cash and On Sec, HPV was the FRB, MIA was the FBI, Dab and MIA acted as Hash Flash and the
DFLs, 2 Rung Circus and MIA won the Brainless Award for being DFLs. All in all it was just another shitty hash!
It was supposed to have been a major storm, but our RA . . . HPV . . . skillfully managed to ward off the weather in order for this trail to go down. With only 5 hashers turning up for trail, it turned into a bit of a mess. The walkers decided to bail on trail, and Dab was biking his way around . . . our two runners got the brunt of the trail. All was well until about a mile from the finish, when our hare (Hazugoofbag) got waylaid on a rained out portion of trail, and instead of crossing off a few marks, just went back a check mark and put a fall trail mark down. Our two stalwart hounds missed the beer stop and found the check beyond, and that is when the shit hit the fan. They tried their best to find their way, eventually finding the way out, but not after exhausting all options on the fake check. After that, it was a cake walk into the finish. Our hare, Hazugoofbag, has learned a valuable lesson . . . no matter what, always cross out the extra marks. I scored an extra down down for that one, beer, yum.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Map compliments of Hazukashii
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1501
Wed, Dec 16th, 2020
Hazukashii's 24th JRH3 Lay
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Public FB @ https://www.facebook.com/events/1351974628475884/
trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers &
bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Publix Super Market at Westshore, 4900 W Kennedy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/uiJtornW8qD5LVpJA.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, in the Besito Mexican Restaurant, 205 Westshore Plaza, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/TWosuP2W964bUDweA. Its across the street (Kennedy), in the Westshore Plaza.
Check In: 6:30-7:30 PM, in the Pubix rear parking lot, https://goo.gl/maps/6ZcG2Xp1vjLDw2Ek6.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, with a shiggy level of 2 (3 if it rains), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Note: Due to COVID-19, face masks and social distancing is strongly encouraged during this hash. So bring your masks.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to firstname.lastname@example.org, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: Irish 31 Westshore Pub, 214 Westshore Plaza, Tampa, FL 33609, https://goo.gl/maps/yHd26HemKXmqqHgV7. Its across the street (Kennedy), in the Westshore Plaza.
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1501.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING, MAYBE or INTERESTED', as applicable, on the Public Facebook event at @ https://www.facebook.com/events/1351974628475884/ or if you want to be incognito, at the Private Facebook event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/193901875717764. Or, send an email to email@example.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let me, firstname.lastname@example.org, or 813-943-4855, know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_12_16-Printer-Copy.htm.