Here's to Metawhorical Sunshine
She's our hare
She lays all of our 100s
In case you care
She started with the 800
And has hared them all since then
We'll keep letting her do them
Until she says when
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hare do delightus
In the name of the flour, the ale
And the shitty trail
Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Metawhorical Sunshine was the dead hare, Dark Helmet was the RA, Dab acted
as Hash Cash and On Sec, Haz was the FRB, Just Megan was the FBI, Dick Rash &
HPV shared the task of driving the beer truck and HPV also acted as Hash Flash and Puppy won the Brainless Award for
loosing his mobile phone on trail and not even knowing about it; the pack
recovered it for him though. All in all it was just another shitty hash!
Shigggggeeeee . . . Happy 1500th hash Jolly Roger H3. And a good
time was had by all . . . except a couple screeeeeemers that had a hard time
with that 20 feet of trail. You know who you are. Well done to Meta for another
excellent Nth run.
Damn... nice and warm in Florida... in contrast to
those bracing for snow and cold... further north... Yep very jealous of you
Approximate Map of True Trail
Map compliments of Hazukashii
Trail Info (actual data)
JRH3 Trail #1500
Sat, Dec 12th, 2020
JRH3 1500th Trail
Public FB @ https://www.facebook.com/events/389320445846441/
Private FB @ https://www.facebook.com/events/3506660569443182
trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers &
bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Beef O'Brady's, 18835 FL-54, Lutz, FL 33558, https://goo.gl/maps/6f9NtDNyYKatjrXcA.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 1 - 2 PM, in Beef O'Brady's.
Check In: 2-3 PM, Publix front parking lot, 18901 FL-54, Lutz, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/uwPkvvFiGAVhZnEx7.
Trail: 3 PM, 4+ mi, max 3.69 shiggy level http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm with a turkey/eagle split. Recommend eagles bring a change of shoes and clothes.
Safety: Due to COVID-19, face masks and social distancing is strongly encouraged during this hash. So bring your masks.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to firstname.lastname@example.org, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
Hare: Metawhorical Sunshine.
On After: Beef O'Brady's.
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1500.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, click on "GOING, MAYBE or INTERESTED', as applicable, on the Public Facebook event at @ https://www.facebook.com/events/389320445846441/, or if you want to be incognito, at the Private Facebook event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/3506660569443182. Or, send an email to email@example.com, or a text to 813-943-4855 (any media accepted). Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can properly plan to support you. Let me, firstname.lastname@example.org, or 813-943-4855, know your beverage of choice and we will try to have it for you at this trail.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_12_12-Printer-Copy.htm.