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Hare Toast
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Here's to Lady Gag Gag
And Retal Room Mate too
They're our hares
For me and you

The hash tonight
Is a pre-laid trail
So don't try to catch the hares
As you will fail

The shiggy level will be
A "2.5" or less
Mostly on pavement
With easy access ???
 
If you have a light
You can't go wrong
It will help to find trail
So bring it along

We have some loners lamps
That you can borrow
But make sure you give them back
To be re-used tomorrow

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hares do delightus 

In the name of the flour, the ale, and the shitty trail

Which way is on out?

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Lady Gag Gag & Rectal Room Mater were the dead hares, Rectal acted as RA while Dab did the hare toast and trail trial, 2 Rung Circus was the FRB and Virgin Lauren was the FBI. MIA and HPV took photos as Hash Flash the hares drove the beer vehicle and Capt Mike drove the beer truck and "A Dick In The
Hand Is Worth 2 In The Bush" won the Brainless Award. All in all it was just another shitty trail.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Map compliments of Hazukashii

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1497
Wed, Nov 25th, 2020
Thanksgiving Eve Trail &
Lady Gag Gag's Virgin JRH3 Lay
Private FB Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/830072534475579
Public FB Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/390064308779535 

What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: The Wing House of Brandon, 5003 US-301, Tampa, FL 33610, https://goo.gl/maps/JfmAP3krMegzsJ14A.
 
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, in The Wing House.
 
Check In: 6:30-7:30 PM, NW parking lot behind The Wing House, https://goo.gl/maps/QNonBepZKZTMPxo17.
 
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, with a shiggy level of 2.5, or less, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
 
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Note: Due to COVID-19, face masks and social distancing is strongly encouraged during this hash. So bring your masks.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Hare: Lady Gag Gag & Rectal Room Mate.

On After: The Wing House.
 
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1497.htm.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_11_25-Printer-Copy.htm.