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Hare Toast
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Here's to Crisis Identity
He's our birthday hare
His trail is pre-laid
There can be no a hare snare.

Its going to be dark
So please carry a light
Because this trail
Will be at night

We have some loners lamps
That you can borrow
But make sure you give them back
To be re-used tomorrow

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hares do delightus 

In the name of the flour, the ale
And the shitty trail

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Which way is on out?

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
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Crisis Identity was the hare, Rectal Room Mate was the RA and Quicke'n Moans was the On Sec/Hash Cash. Dab drove the beer truck to the beer stop and O-4 Whore drove it back to the start. HPV was the FRB, Quick'n Moans was the FBI and the hare, Crisis Identity, won the Brainless Award for laying a shitty trail. C Rectal Room Mate was recognized for accomplishing his 575th JRH3 trail and he was awarded the applicable bandana. Crisis Identity was given a blow job, presented to him from On Ahead for accomplishing his 5th JRH3 trail. It was also Crisis Identiy's Birthday Trail, so we made him a birthday cake (with his prior permission, of course). We welcomed Crisis Identity's mother, Maria Z for her virgin JRH3 hash. And, we also welcomedd out-of-town Trash Hash hasher, Turkey Baste Her. Click here to view the photos.

Approximate Map of True Trail

Trail Info (actual data)

JRH3 Trail #1495
Wed, Nov 18th, 2020
Crisis Identity's Beer Day Trail
Public FB Event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/2783064005268512/
Private FB Event @ https://www.facebook.com/events/421676295513185/

What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

Where: Meet by the apartment complex pool, at 9905 Windsor Club Dr, Riverview, FL 33578, https://goo.gl/maps/yDMMBEUDebNTFbXF8.

On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, World of Beer, 2878 Provience Lakes Blvd, Brandon FL 33511, https://goo.gl/maps/Rrz1y6r89jZ7isdJA.
 
Check In: 6:30-7:30 PM, by the apartment complex pool.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, with a shiggy level of TBD, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
 
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Note: Due to COVID-19, face masks and social distancing is strongly encouraged during this hash. So bring your masks.

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

Hare: Crisis Identity.

On After: World of Beer, 2878 Provience Lakes Blvd, Brandon FL 33511, https://goo.gl/maps/Rrz1y6r89jZ7isdJA.
 
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1495.htm.
 
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.

Phone Number: 813-943-4855.

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_11_18-Printer-Copy.htm.