Here's to Dark Helmet
He's our hare
His tail is live
In case you care
The shiggy level will be
A "1.69", or less
Mostly on pavement
With easy access
If you have a light
You can't go wrong
It will help you find trail
So bring it along
We have some loners lamps
That you can borrow
But make sure you give them back
To be re-used tomorrow
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus,
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour, the ale
And the shitty trail
Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Dark Helmet was the hare, Rectal Room Mate was the RA, HPV as the Hash Flash, the hare drove the beer truck, Lady Gag Gag was the FBI and 2 Rung Circus was the FBI and the Brainless Award winner.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody sends me a copy.
JRH3 Trail #1489
Wed, Sep 30th, 2020
dark helmet's - datz trail
Public FB Group: https://www.facebook.com/events/336945550968439/
Private FB Group: https://www.facebook.com/events/2681222205477787/
Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers
& bicyclists welcome too). Note: Due to COVID-19,
face masks and social distancing is strongly encouraged during this hash.
Where: datz, 6264 Winthrop Town Centre Ave, Riverview, FL 33578, https://goo.gl/maps/9KrLCCCo4inuHKog9.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, in datz.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, NW corner of datz parking lot, https://goo.gl/maps/Wyh13NnB5c965rhN9.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail. Also, suggest you bring and wear a face mask when social distancing is not practical.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: In datz.
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1489.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_09_30-Printer-Copy.htm.