Here's to Just Joe
And BPAW too
They're our hares
For me and you
The hash tonight
Will be a live hare
So try to catch them
Try for a hare snare
The shiggy level will be
Just about a one
Mostly on pavement
But still a lot of fun
If you have a light
You can't go wrong
It will help to find trail
So bring it along
We have some loners lamps
That you can borrow
But make sure you give them back
To be re-used tomorrow
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour
And the shitty trail
How much time do you need
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Just Joe O & Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker were the hares, Takes It Like A Chimp was the RA, HPV drove the beer truck, Dab acted as Hash Cash and On Sec, 2 Rung Circus was the FRB, Metawhorical Sunshine the FBI award and Manchowder Cha Cha won Brainless Award.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody sends me a copy.
JRH3 Trail #1486
Wed, Sep 9th, 2020
Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill Trail
Public FB: https://www.facebook.com/events/354721059040803/
Private FB: https://www.facebook.com/events/3734299396684579/
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too). Note: Face masks and social distancing will be strongly encouraged during this hash to avoid spreading COVID-19.
Where: Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill, 8020 Citrus Park Dr, Tampa, FL 33625, https://goo.gl/maps/8puaMDPGarG1DYw6A. Its just SE of the Citrus Park Mall.
(Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM,
in Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, in the SE corner behind Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill, https://goo.gl/maps/J8duqR4KXy9dqcsM9.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On My Face & Just Joe O.
On After: Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an
email to firstname.lastname@example.org,
a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/,
once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event
created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to
support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1486.htm.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_09_09-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.