Here's to Taintless Superman
And Math Sucks too
They're our hares
For me and you
You can't catch the hares
Because the trail is pre-set
There's no hares to catch
There's no one to get
The shiggy level is
Right around a two
Generally pretty easy
For you to do
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catch us
Dogus no bite us
Hare do delight us
In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail
Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Taintless Superman and Math Sucks were the hares, Dark Helmet was the RA, Dab was the On Sec, Hash Cash & Beer Meister, HPV was the Hash Flash and Beer Truck Driver. Bovine From Behind was the FRB, Just Grace S was the FBI and Bovine was also the Brainess Award winner.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody sends me a copy.
JRH3 Trail #1483
Wed, Aug 19th, 2020
Taintless Superman's Virgin Lay
Where: Meet in the parking lot located at approximately 3833 Sugar Palm Dr, Tampa, FL 33619, https://goo.gl/maps/1BsEU7jfYa8sEZik9, coordinates 27°58'39.6"N 82°21'02.5"W, https://goo.gl/maps/UXiDmQCPXkh1aJeV8.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks:
5:30 - 6:30 PM,
Taco Bus, 301 S Falkenburg Rd, Tampa, FL 33619,
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, 3833 Sugar Palm Dr, Tampa, FL 33619, https://goo.gl/maps/1BsEU7jfYa8sEZik9, coordinates 27°58'39.6"N 82°21'02.5"W, https://goo.gl/maps/UXiDmQCPXkh1aJeV8.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3.3 mile, shiggy level 2 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm trail.
Hares: Taintless Superman and Math Sucks...
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: The Wing House of Brandon, 5003 US-301, Tampa, FL 33610, https://goo.gl/maps/VjVPMiWQhwX4H36B9.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1483.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_08_19-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.