Here's to 2 Thighs
And 2 Rung too
They're the hares
For me and you
The shiggy level is
probably about a one
Mostly on streets
But still a lot of fun
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Hares do delight us
In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail
How much time do you need?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Dog F'cker, who was supposed to be the hare, but had to cancel as he was put
on quarantine due to COVID 19 threat. He had been in contact with someone
who had tested positive and was himself tested and was ordered to quarantine
himself pending the results of his test. Good luck! Anyway we met at the
same starting location and when asked if anybody wanted to hare in his
place, 2 Thighs And A Side and 2 Rung Circus volunteered. Thanks guys! This
was not a pick up hash though. They were given about 30 minutes to throw
together a trail and lay it. They kind of used an example Dab gave to them
model it after, but employed many of their own ideas. It turned out pretty
good, except due to some miscommunication between the hares and the beer
truck driver, the beer stop didn't occur until about the last 1/4 mile of
trail when the beer truck driver couldn't find the designated beer stop.
HPV acted as Hash Cash and RA. Dab acted as On Sec and Hash Flash with 2 Thigh's assistance. Strings Attached won the Brainless Award for being the only runner in the pack and then coming in last. However, it should be noted that Strings was the only one who did not short cut to the end as he followed the entire trail.
All in all it was just another shitty trail!
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody sends me a copy.
JRH3 Trail #1481
Wed, Aug 5th, 2020
Dog F'cker's Hillsborough Hooter's Trail
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Hillsborough Hooters, 4215 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa, FL 33614, https://g.page/TampaHooters?share.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks:
5:30 - 6:30 PM, in Hooters.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, Hooters' NE parking lot, https://goo.gl/maps/3E9fQ.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mile, shiggy level TBD (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm trail.
Hare: Dog F'cker.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo, at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After: In Hooters.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1481.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_08_05-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.