Here's to Liquor
She's our dead hare
You cannot catch her
There's no hare to snare
Liquor is moving away
From our town
We're really going to miss her
It was nice having her around
Trail's about 3 miles
With a shiggy level of two
But there's probably some mud & water
For us to go through
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catch us
Heat no exhaust us
Hare do delight us
In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail
Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Liquor In The Front Poke Her In The Eye was the hare, Dog F'r was our guest RA (Previous JRH3 RA visiting from out-of-town) and HPV acted as Hash Flash. Virgin JamesB was the FRB, Just Danneil was the FBI and Dog F'r won the Brainless Award for dicking up the circle.
Approximate Map of True Trail
JRH3 Trail #1479
Wed, Jul 22nd, 2020
Liquor In The Front Poke Her In The Eye's
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too). Note: Due to the recent increase of COVID-19 cases, face masks and social distancing are encouraged during this hash.
Theme: Liquor is permanently moving back to her home state of Illinois. So, come out and say goodbye to her! And, since trail is on the 22nd day of the month, this will be a (2 2) tutu hash as well. To find out how to make a tutu, go to http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Non-Sew-Tutu.
Cross Fit Thumbs Up, 6810 S Manhattan Ave, Tampa, FL 33616,
On Before/Dinner and Drinks: 4411 W Gandy, Tampa, FL https://goo.gl/maps/jRi3S8Fvcf43NMe8A.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, In front of Cross Fit Thumbs Up, https://goo.gl/maps/wTx87qBmtV7YmyRG6.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 2-3 mi trail, 1 beer/shot stop with a shiggy level of 2, unless it rains, then higher, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS, Zelle, or Cash App, to email@example.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.
Hare: Liquor In The Front Poke Her In The Eye.
On After: Gandy Applebee's. To get there from the starting location, go left/north on Manhattan for 1.8 miles, left on Gandy for 0.2 mi and find Applebees on the right, https://goo.gl/maps/u6APBpdQVny37pfFA.
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1479.htm.
RSVP Requested: RSVP Requested:To RSVP, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.
Phone Number: (813) 943-4855.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_07_22-Printer-Copy.htm.