JRH3 Trail #1477
Wed, Jul 8th, 2020
Knotty Dress Run

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Hare Toast

Here's to Dick In The Hand
And Will Sing too
They're the hares
For me and you

Because trail's already set
The hares can't be caught
So just have fun following trail
There's no hare to be sought

Tonight's trail is
About  3.69 miles long
Not too short
And not too wrong

The shiggy level is
A 2.69
Not too tough
And surely devine

Repeat After Me!

Coppus no catch us
Heat no exhaust us
Hares do delight us

In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail

Which way is on out?

Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Dick In The Hand... and Will Sing were the live hares. Dark Helmet was the RA. Dick In The Hand drove the beer truck. Just Darell and 2 Rung Circus acted as Hash Flash.  2 Rung Circus was the FRB, Virgin Jackie was the FBI and Taint Tickler won the Brainless Award for accusing Dab of havigng the beer too cold.

Approximate Map of True Trail


Trail Info

JRH3 Trail #1477
Wed, Jul 8th, 2020
Knotty Dress Run

What: Running game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).

A Dick in the Hand is Worth Three in the Bush and Will Sing for Head are getting handfasted next weekend. A handfasting is when two clueless wankers decide to give getting hitched a test run for a year and a day and literally tie each other up to show just how committed they are to getting each other committed. So in honor of this questionable occasion this hash will be a "Knotty Dress Run". Everyone is encouraged to wear dresses or other attire made of rope, or other knotty material (optional, of course).

Where: By Cypress Point Park. See "Check In", below for exact location.

On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, World of Beer, 5311 Avion Park Dr, Tampa, FL 33607, https://g.page/wobtampainternational?share
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM: Office complex parking lot by Cypress Point Park, 5690 W Cypress St, Tampa, FL 33607, https://goo.gl/maps/ttyrtnSF42Wo8fgP8.

Trail: 7:30 PM, 3.69 + mi, shiggy level 2.69 (1-5 scale),

Hares: Dick In The Hand... and Will Sing...

Hash Cash: $4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled water, beer & snacks, $10 for bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS,  Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, ph/text # 813-943-4855.

On After: World of Beer, 5311 Avion Park Dr, Tampa, FL 33607, https://goo.gl/maps/JxVz5H9i5Sac6idz9.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @ https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted. Let us know what your beverage of choice is and we will try to have that for you.

Who's Going So Far:

Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_07_08-Printer-Copy.htm
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.