.
Hare Toast
.
Here's to Virgin Mobile,
And Cum Thing About Mary too
They're the hares
For me and you
Because this trail is live
The hares can be caught
So catch them if you can
The hares should be sought
The shiggy level is
A 1.69
Mostly on pavement
And pretty benign
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catch us
Dogus no bite us
Hares do delight us
In the name of the flour
The ale, and the shitty trail
How much time do
you need?
Hares away!
.
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
.
Virgin Mobile
& Cum Thing About Mary were the hares, Black And Pecker Anal
Wrecker was the RA, HPV, O4-Whore and Timmay drove the beer truck, Quick'n
Moans was the On Sec and collected hash cash and was the FBI, 2 Rung Circlus
was the FRB and F'ckle Up won the Brainless Award for getting engaged to be
married. We welcomed local Virgins Sculley J and Julie G, as well as JRH3
1st timer Private Dick "DP".
Approximate Map of True Trail
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Trail Info
JRH3 Trail #1474
Wed, Jun 17th, 2020
Virgin Mary's
("Virgin" Mobile & Cum Thing
About "Mary")
Full Metal Jacket -
Four Green Fields' Trail
https://www.facebook.com/events/3301774983168274/
https://www.facebook.com/events/577110012950152/
What:
Running
game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers &
bicyclists welcome too).
Theme: The Virgin Mary
herself... Cum chase Gunny Hartman (from the movie Full Metal Jacket) around
Tampa.
Where:
Four Green Fields Irish Pub (FGF), 205 W Platt St, Tampa,
FL 33606,
https://goo.gl/maps/nuV4YL4fxKocowzL9.
On Before:
5:30 -
6:30 PM, in FGF.
Check In:
6:30 - 7:30 PM,
FGFs' west parking lot,
https://goo.gl/maps/nm7fF3pDA7E8GB2m9.
Trail: 7:30
PM, 3+
mi, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5
scale),
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hares:
Virgin Mobile and Cum Thing About Mary.
Remarks:
Bring virgins, your
warface, cranium gear, whistle, hash mug and more virgins.
Safety: Face masks and 6 foot
physical distancing is encouraged throughout the hash. FRB/FBI chains will not be handed
out for anyone to carry and no drinking directly from the Brainless Award. And, only
"sealed" snacks and beverages will be offered. If you have a
temperature and/or you aren't feeling well, please stay home.
Hash Cash:
$4 for bottled water & snacks, $7 for bottled
water, beer & snacks, $10 for
bottled water, beers, hard cider, hard seltzer water & snacks. Pay by cash, check, money
order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS,
Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
ph/text # 813-943-4855.
On After:
FGF.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an
email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/,
once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event
created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to
support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted. Let me know
your beverage of choice and I will try to get some for you, Dab.
Who's Going So Far:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1474.htm.
Printable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2020_06_17-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.
