Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1450
Thu, Dec 26th, 2019
Tainted Love's Virgin JRH3 Lay
https://www.facebook.com/events/375328429956982/
Hare Toast
.
Here's to Tainted Love
And Metawhorical Sunshine
They're the hares
We'll be chasing from behind
You can't catch them
Because trail's not really set
With a shiggy level of 3
You bond to get wet
There's work arounds
For those that are meek
And the less adventurous
So to speak
Its going to be dark
So carry a light
We don't want you to get lost
Cuz that would bite
Repeat After Me
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no cathus
Gators no biteus
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the shitty run
Hares away
.
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash,
FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
.
Tainted Love and Metawhorical Sunshine were the hares, Virgin Mobile was the RA, Dab acted as OnSec and collected hash cash, Lepracock drove the beer truck, Roachnado was the FRB, Just Joe was her FBI, and Marco Drildo won the Brainless Award. Former JRH3 hashers and now out-of-town visitors Goo Lite Special and Math Sucks attended.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon if somebody submit one.
Event Info
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where:
Publix parking lot, 8975 Race Track Rd, Tampa, FL 33635,
https://goo.gl/maps/qQyQrydXZpGSaAY19.
On Before/Dinner & Drinks: 5:30 -
6:30 PM, Tampa Bay Brewing Company, 13937 Monroes Business Park, Tampa,
FL 33635,
https://goo.gl/maps/5QQs51Dkyv5gNgTM9.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM,
Publix parking lot.
Trail: 7:30 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 3, http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm. A shiggy level 1 walk around will be provided for the less adventurous.
Safety: Make sure you bring a flashlight and/or h'd lamp and wear reflective clothing, as it will be dark on trail.
Hash Cash:
$4 for bottled water + snacks, $7 for beer drinkers + snacks, $10 for
hard cider & hard seltzer water + snacks, payable by cash, check, money
order, Venmo at https://venmo.com/RICHARD-GEERS,
Zelle, or Cash App, to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
ph/text # 813-943-4855.
Hares: Metawhorical Sunshine and
Tainted Love.
On After:
Hennessey’s Bar & Grille, 3980 Tampa Rd, Oldsmar, FL 34677,
https://g.page/Hennessys_Oldsmar?share.
Who's Going:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1450.htm.
RSVP Requested: To RSVP, send an
email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com,
a text to 813-943-4855, or click on "Going" on the FB events at @
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/ and/or https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/,
once the event is created there. Some locations may not have the event
created yet. Just let us know if you plan to attend so we can plan to
support you with enough beer and such. Any media accepted.
Pintable Copy:
http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2019_12_26-Printer-Copy.htm.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.