Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1399
Wed, Feb 27th, 2019
Virgin Mobile's 7th JRH3 Lay
Here's to Virgin Mobile
And to the trail he laid too
He's our hare
For me and you
His trail today is totally dead
So don't try to catch the hare
Just enjoy the run, instead
Virgin is hurting
And still can't run
But his pre-laid trail
Should still be a lot of fun
The shiggy level is 1.69
Unless it rained
Repeat after me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus
In the name of the flour,
The ale, and the shitty trail
Hare! Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Virgin Mobile was the hare, Rectal Room Mate was the RA, Dark Helmet & Tootsie Hole acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, HPV acted as Hash Flash, the pack says Septic Yank was the FRB (even though he didn't make it to the beer stop on a live trail) and Just Darla D was the FBI. Septic Yank won the Brainless Award for having to go back home after getting a ride he arranged 2 days in advance because he forgot to do something and because he sat at the bar by himself during the on before instead of the seat we had saved for him at the hasher's table.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
What: Running game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Behind Twistee Treat (next to Hooter's), 4418 W Gandy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33611 https://goo.gl/maps/8hffifnYeWk.
On Before:5:30 - 6:30 PM, dinner/pre-lubing, in Hooter's.
Check In: 6:45 - 7:30 PM, behind Twistee Treat.
Trail:7:30 PM , about 3+ mi, shiggy level 1.69 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers).
RSVP Requested: By email to
firstname.lastname@example.org, on event, at
on event, at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, by text/phone to number
Who's Going So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Going1399.htm.
Phone/Text Number: 813-943-4855.
Printable Copy: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2019_02_27-Printer-Copy.htm.