Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1397
Sat, Feb 16th, 2019
Treasure Island Bicycle Beach Hash
Here's to GRC
And to the trail she laid too
She's our hare
For me and you
Her trail today is totally dead
So don't try to catch the hare
Just enjoy the run, instead
The shiggy level is 1 or less
Mostly on road and sidewalks
Repeat after me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus
In the name of the flour,
The ale, and the shitty trail
Hare! Which way is on out?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
GRC was the hare, Dark Helmet was the RA, Dab acted as the On Sec, Hash Cash and Hash Flash, Dark Helmet was the FRB, Sofa King Horny was the FBI and Schooner Screw Her won the Brainless Award winner for throwing his wife, visitor F'ck Of The Irish under the bus during circle at the end.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe?
What: Bicycle game based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (runners & walkers welcome too).
Theme: This is a Bicycle Hash (Bash) at the beach. Bring and ride a bicycle on trail unless you are a very, very strong runner. Or, we can give short cuts to those desiring to do trail on foot. Or, if you don't have a bike, you can rent on at Treasure Island Boat Rentals, 11025 Gulf Blvd, Treasure Island, FL 33706,https://goo.gl/maps/ooZVLZpPugH2. To reserve one by phone/text, call 727-360-8408.
Where: St Petersburg Municipal Beach Parking Lot, 11260 Gulf Blvd, Treasure Island, FL 33706 https://goo.gl/maps/mkZ2X86uB5E2.
On Before: 1:30-2:30 PM for lunch/pre-lubing, at VIP Lounge & Mexican Restaurant, 10625 Gulf Blvd, Treasure Island, FL 33706,https://goo.gl/maps/6fEQNcmLyro.
Check In: 2:30 - 3 PM, NW parking area at St Petersburg Municipal Beach Parking Lot, https://goo.gl/maps/mkZ2X86uB5E2. It cost $5 to park there all day.
Trail: 3 PMish, 8+ mile, shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale), http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Hares: Dab and/or GRC.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers).
On After: VIP Lounge & Mexican Restaurant, 0.4 mi south from of start, https://goo.gl/maps/qwWYFtvBb8J2.
Hash Hotel: There is no official hash hotels, but here are 2 very cheap ones right near the start; the Satellite Motel, 11205 Gulf Blvd, Treasure Island, FL 33706,https://goo.gl/maps/iKizKWhfa3R2, across the street from the start, 727-367-1939 and the Ebb Tide Motel, 11903 Gulf Blvd, Treasure Island, FL 33706,https://goo.gl/maps/ZPTkAz2Kw1q, 0.5 mi NW of start, 727-360, 1733.
RSVP Requested: By email to email@example.com, on
event, at https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/,
on event, at https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/,
by text/phone to number below, etc.
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.