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Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1386-1394
Sun - Sat, Jan 27th - Feb 2nd, 2019
11th Annual JRH3 Pirate Invasion Hash Cruise
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Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1386
Sat, Jan 26th, 2019
San Juan Pre-Lube
Pub Crawl Hash
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Hare Toast
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Gay Rodeo Clown was the semi-live hare. Because this was a pub crawl, there were now FRBs, FBI, Brainless Award winners nor a circle at the end.

6 - 7 PM: Pre-Registration Check In: Red Monkey Bar, 252 Calle De La Cruz, San Juan, Puerto Rico, https://goo.gl/maps/hkCApMwSnAL2 and collect your booty (mug, T-shirt, toe tag & lanyard). Don't make us carry your stuff aboard ship! If you arrive late, call/text 813-495-5367 to see where we ARR.

7:30 - 9:30 PM: PR Invasion & Pub Crawl Hash: Pay-As-You-Go 3 mile pub crawl. Meet for trail at the Red Monkey Bar. 1 bar down down, 3 to go!!!

Hare Toast
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Here's to Just Amber
And Just Martha too
Their our virgin hares
For me an you

The shiggy level today
Is probably just a one
Its mostly on streets
But still a lot of fun

Repeat After me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hares do delightus

In the name of the flour
The Ale
And the Shitty trail

Hares, which ya is on out?
On out!

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

St Thomas H3 hares, Just Amber and Just Martha were the dead hares. Dark Helmet, from the Jolly Roger H3 was the Religious Advisor (RA). Yours truly, Dabadoo acted as On Sec and Math Suck acted as Hash Flash. Hazukashii was the Front Running Bastard (FRB), B-Flat was the First Babe In (FBI) and Rumpledickskin won the Brainless Award. Hare Just Martha was named Hard And From Behind and Just Amber was named 5 Fingers In Ewu.

1:30 AM: Meet For The Hash: Get off the ship and follow the hash marks to the Tap And Still Havensight, located in Port Havensight Mall, https://goo.gl/maps/2K4U4c9u4b12.

11:30 - 11:45 AM: Find Dab, 813-943-4855, and check in for the hash trail.

11:45 AM - 12 Noon: Chalk Talk: This hash will be hared and hosted by the St Thomas H3. This will be a pre-laid, dead hare trail.

12 Noon: Pack away on trail! Make sure you bring at least $10.50 with you on trail as you might need for a ride back to the start.

? - 3:30 PM: On After: Tap And Still .

Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1388
Tue, Jan 29th, 2019
Walk The Plank Trail
(Aboard the Carnival Ship Fascination)

Hare Toast
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Here's to Dab
He's our hare
His trail will be live
So catch the hare if you dare

During trail today
There will be no false trail
There are no checks or count backs
Just true trail without fail

On this trail today
You are guaranteed to get wet
So as we pass near your cabin
A swim suit, robe, or towel you should get

Repeat After me!

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hares do delightus

In the name of the flour
The Ale
And the Shitty trail

Hares, which ya is on out?
On out!

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Dab was the dead hare, Kitty Litter was the RA, Haz was the FRB and Tight Lips was the FBI. The Brainless Award was not awarded. Down downs were conducted in the Piano Bar where we had a 1 hour full open bar. This was the 16th Anniversary of the Jolly Roger H3, born Jan 29th, 2003. Happy Beer Day!

This trail was set aboard ship. Trail started from the Passage To India Lounge, Promenade Deck-9, mid-ship, went through several cabin decks so hashers could go to their cabins and change into their swim suits and ended on the top deck where there was a water slide.

3 - 4 PM: Walk the Plank Trail : JRH3 16th BirthdayTrail: Meet @ The Passage To India Lounge, Promenade Deck-9, mid-ship. The JRH3 is 16 years old today! GRC will be the hare.

Bring a towel and wear your swim suit.

5 - 6 PM: Circle Up For Down Downs: FREE 1 HR FULL OPEN BAR in the Piano Bar, Deck 8, mid-ship. Don't be late!

Hare Toast
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Here's to China Brush
And the Moon Over Barbados H3 too
She's our hare
For me and you

Their trail today is totally dead
So don't try to catch the hare
Just enjoy the run, instead

For those not doing trail
But still want some beer
Go to Rascals Restaurant & Bar
You will find us here

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus

In the name of the flour,
The ale, and the shitty trail

Hare! Which way is on out?

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

China Brush was the dead hare, Mu-Sick was the RA, Haz was the FRB (a local hasher actually beat Haz to the bar, but Haz was the first one to the beer cooler, so Haz is the real FRB. Besides that, I didn't catch the name of the local hasher), B-Flat was the FBI and the Brainless Award was not awarded.

Hare Toast
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Here's to Hazukashii
And Gay Rodeo Clown too
They're our hares
For me and you

Hazukashii's trail is live
And GRC's trail is dead
You can try to catch Hazukashii
Or you can do GRC's aspirational trail instead

For those not doing trail
But still want some beer
Go directly to beach area just north of the airport terminal
You will find us here

Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus

In the name of the flour,
The ale, and the shitty trail

Haz! How much time do you need?
Hares away!

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

Hazukashii laid a live longer trail while Gay Rodeo Clown laid a shorter, pre-laid, dead hare trail. Inflate A Date was the RA, Davey Crotchit was the FRB and I don't recall who won the brainless award as the week was starting to tire me out.

11:30 AM: Meet For The Hash: Get off the ship and follow the hash marks to the trail starting location, Serenity Park, SE corner of John Compton Hwy and Desir Ave, https://goo.gl/maps/idfX8Lk1q362, a 9 min walk.

11:30 - 11:45 AM: Find Dab, 813-943-4855, and check in for the hash trail. Live hash trail hared by Hazukashii (5+ mi), or Aspirational hash trail hared by GRC (4 miles).

11:45 AM - 12 Noon: Chalk talk & hares away.

12 Noon: Pack away on trail!

Circle At The End: To be briefed at the start (north side of the airport near the terminal, https://goo.gl/maps/28QkatCtXCT2).

? - 3:30 PM: On After: Antillia Brewing Company Bar, https://goo.gl/maps/b8PmHQoqums and then the Pink Papaya Restaurant and Bar, https://goo.gl/maps/W4ovgMabdHx, both back at the port, immediately following circle at the end of trail.

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

DeNinja, from the St Kitts H3 was the dead hare and had several local hashers acting as guides during this trail to make sure nobody got lost. Inflate-A-Date, the FRB, FBI and the Brainless Award winners were not identified.

11:30 AM: Meet For The Hash: Get off the ship and follow the hash marks to the trail starting location, at the port at, https://goo.gl/maps/of8aHsUm1Lx.

11:45 AM - 12 Noon: Chalk Talk: This hash will be hared and hosted by the St Kitts H3. This will be a pre-laid, dead hare trail.

Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1392
Sat, Feb 2nd, 2019
St Maarten Invasion
(Orient Beach)

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

This trail was conducted at Orient Beach, about a 30 minute taxi ride from the ship. Hazukashii and Davey Crotchit were the live hares. Inflate-A-Date was the RA and Beer Meister. FRB's, FBI's and Brainless Award winners were not identified.

Tutu Hash Today! Why? Because Feb is the 2nd month of the year and this is the 2nd day of the Feb, hence 2-2. To learn how to make a tutu, go to http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Non-Sew-Tutu.

9 AM: Hazukashii's Extra Credit Orient Beach Trail: Get off the ship and follow the hash marks to the Traffic Circle at the Port, https://goo.gl/maps/rHKpn7UKEes to take taxi's to Orient Beach, as a group. Hazukashii's (Edward Howell) ph/text number is 808-722-3074.

Topless sunbathing is the norm almost everywhere in St Maarten, so hats off!

? - 3:30 PM: On After: Sharkey Bar, back at the port, https://goo.gl/maps/N5ffZcAPcSF2, immediately following circle at the end of trail.

Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1393
Sat, Feb 2nd, 2019
St Maarten Invasion
Aspirational Trail

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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

GRC's Aspirational trail included a beer stop at a cheese store. Dab was the RA and Beer Meister for the trail next to the port, of which no circle at the end was performed. FRB's, FBI's and Brainless Award winners were not identified.

Tutu Hash Today! Why? Because Feb is the 2nd month of the year and this is the 2nd day of the Feb, hence 2-2. To learn how to make a tutu, go to http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Non-Sew-Tutu.

11:30 AM: Meet For The Tutu Hash: Get off the ship and follow the hash marks to the trail starting location, Traffic Circle at the Port, https://goo.gl/maps/rHKpn7UKEes.

11:30 - 11:45 AM: Find Dab, 813-943-4855, and check in for the hash trail. Live hash trail hared by Hazukashii (5+ mi), or Aspirational hash trail hared by GRC (2-2.5 miles).

12 Noon: Pack away on trail!

Topless sunbathing is the norm almost everywhere in St Maarten, so hats off!

? - 3:30 PM: On After: Sharkey Bar, back at the port, https://goo.gl/maps/N5ffZcAPcSF2, immediately following circle at the end of trail.

Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1394
Sat, Feb 2nd, 2019
Cabin-To-Cabin Shot Stop Crawl
(Aboard the Carnival Ship Fascination)
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Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)

This was a cabin-to-cabin shot stop crawl that met at the Serenity Deck (Hash Central), Deck 9, Aft. China Brush, from the Moon Over Barbados H2 was the live hare. There were 4-5 cabins included in this trail. This was a means of getting rid of left over booze so people didn't have to take opened bottles off of the ship.

Trail started and ended on the Serenity Deck aft. The trail ended with everyone changing into their kilts for a final Swing Low Dinner in the dining room.

6 - 7:30 PM: Cabin To Cabin Crawl: Serenity Deck (Hash Central), Deck 9, Aft. China Brush will be the hare. We need volunteers for shot stop cabins!