Jolly Roger H3 - Trail #1378
Wed, Dec 19th, 2017
Christmas Lights In Seminole Heights
And Chew Chew Ham Ham too
They're our hares
For me and you
The shiggy level tonight
Is a 1.69
It'll be mostly on pavement and
And pretty much benign
You're gonna see some Christmas lights
On this trail tonight
They will be quite festive
And some very bright
Trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because its at night
Repeat After Me!
Christmas Grinch no catchus
Reindeer no biteus
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour, the fun, and the shitty run
HARE! How much time do you need?
Can somebody please time them please?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
HPV, BPAW and Chew Chew Ham Ham were the live hares, Bloody Sanchez was the RA, Dab acted as the On Sec, Hash Cash, Hash Flash, Beer Meister and beer van driver, Tootsie Hole was the FRB, Penis Fly Trap was the FBI and BS won the Brainless Award for all the rain as he was the RA.
Approximate Map of True Trail
trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers &
bicyclists welcome too).
Theme: Take a tour through Seminole Heights and view the Christmas lights while wearing a onesie (onsie optional, of course).
Where: Corner Club Tavern, 1502 E Sligh Ave, Tampa, FL 33610, https://goo.gl/maps/rMaI2.
On Before: 5:30 - 6:30 PM, 7th Sun Brewing (Extreme Taco Truck), 6809 N Nebraska Ave, Tampa, FL, https://goo.gl/maps/skngG4KYLxn.
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM.
Trail: 7:30 PM, trail: 3+ mi trail, shiggy level of 1 http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Shiggy%20Meter.htm.
Plant VaJJ, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker and Chew Chew Ham Ham.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-drinkers).
On After: Corner Club Tavern.
RSVP Requested: By email to
firstname.lastname@example.org, on event at
on event at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, or by text/phone to number
Who's Going: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Coming.htm.
Phone/Text Number: 818-943-4855.