Jolly Roger H3 - Trail
Wed, Dec 5th, 2018
Re-Erector Sex's Virgin JRH3 Tail
On his first JRH3 lay
He's going to show us how to hash
His very own way
Tonight we're going to have
A totally live hare
So catch him if you can
If you dare
The shiggy level tonight
Will be about a one
Mostly on sidewalks
But still a lot of fun
The trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because its at night
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hare do delightus
In the name of the flour, the fun, and the shitty run
HARE! How much time do you need?
Can somebody please time them please?
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
Re-Erector Sex was the live hare, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker was the RA, Puppy acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, Pin Cushion drove the beer van, HPV acted as Hash Flash, Dab brought the beer, bottled water and chips, Bloody Sanchez was the FRB, MasterbatorInterogator was the FBI and Bona Lisa won the Brainless Award for playing in traffic.
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody submits one.
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Fox & Hounds British Pub, 229 E Brandon Blvd, Brandon, FL 33511, https://goo.gl/maps/ErUD26qBTiJ2.
(Dinner/Drinks): 5:30 - 6:30 PM,
in the pub
Check In: 6:30 - 7:30 PM, SE, rear parking lot of pub, https://goo.gl/maps/DY26euyqqNB2.
Trail: 7 PM, 3+ mi, shiggy level 1 (1-5 scale).
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Hare: Re-Erector Sex.
On After: Fox & Hounds British Pub.
Who's Coming So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Who's_Coming.htm.
RSVP Requested: By email to firstname.lastname@example.org, on event at https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/, on event at https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, by text/phone to number below, etc.
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.