Jolly Roger H3 - Trail
#1375
Tue, Nov 27th, 2018
Taco Tuesday Hash #18
https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/
Hare Toast
.
Here's to
Bloody Sanchez
And Virgin Mobile too
They're our hares
For me and you
Trail is going to be
Totally live tonight
So try to catch the hares
...... Alright
The shiggy level
Will probably be a one
Mostly on sidewalks
But still a lot of fun
The trail will be in the dark
So make sure you have a light
We don't want you to get dead
Because its at night
Repeat After Me!
Coppus no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hares do delightus
In the name of the flour, the fun, and the shitty run
HARES! How much time do you need?
Can somebody please time them please?
Hares away!
.
Hare, RA, OnSec/Hash Cash, FRB, FBI & Brainless
Award Winner (Basic Hash Trash)
.
Bloody Sanchez and Virgin Mobile were the live hares, Rectal Room Mate as the RA, Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker acted as the On Sec and Hash Cash, Blue Oyster C't drove the beer van, yours truly, Dab, acted as Hash Flash and brought the beer, bottled water and chips, Rectal was the FRB, Sofa King Horny was the FBI and Blue Oyster C't won the Brainless Award for not doing trail for being sore from running a marathon. We welcomed Virgin Clare to the hash as well as out-of-town visitor Urine Horse Deep, again. All in all it was just another shitty trail!
Approximate Map of True Trail
Coming soon, maybe, if somebody submits one.
Event Info
What: Running trail based on the old English school boy's Hares & Hounds game (walkers & bicyclists welcome too).
Where: Parking and circle up behind Twistee Treat, 4418 W Gandy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33611 https://goo.gl/maps/8hffifnYeWk...
On Before
(Dinner/Drinks): 5 - 6 PM, Gandy
Hooter's, 4420 W Gandy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33611,
https://goo.gl/maps/gbujef7LGVz.
Check In: 6
- 7 PM,
vacant lot behind Twistee Treat.
Trail: 7 PM,
3+ mi, shiggy level 1 (1-5
scale), vacant lot behind Twistee Treat.
Hash Cash: $7 ($4 for non-beer drinkers).
Hares: Bloody Sanchez & Virgin Mobile.
On After: Taco Bus, 4308 W Gandy Blvd, Tampa, FL 33611, https://goo.gl/maps/9Er7ux3qX3w.
Who's Coming So Far: http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/Who's_Coming.htm.
RSVP Requested: By email to dab@jollyrogerh3.com, on event at https://www.facebook.com/jollyrogerh3/, on event at https://www.facebook.com/groups/139148932829915/, or by text/phone to number below;
Phone Number: 813-943-4855.